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Heh. Nope. I've had many conversations with him about why he laves when he does and what not and he reeled off the times in a very serious fashion telling me getting a pie and three pints takes X minutes, the toilet takes X minutes, walking up Beeston Hill takes X minutes and on and on. He has...

Not at Withdean obviously. But the lad who sits beside me at Elland Road, turns up at 3.10pm without fail. He leaves for halt time at 3.38pm. Doesn't return from the bar until about 4.12pm and leaves the ground at 4.40pm. He pays his money, his choice. But why bother? He misses a good half...

If only both teams could lose.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/edithbowman/index.shtml The top Listen Again link.

Paddy and the kids have been a few times. I haven't been able to go because of the baby. Some good friends of ours have a platinum executive box and a few other season tickets (they live in the catchment area of Ashburton Grove and were offered them when it was being built) that they rotate...

But that £20k is relative. You'd been a fool if you only had 50p in your bank account, but if you had mega bucks and were on there to win the big one and be the first you'd go on.

Another Leeds season ticket holder was on there yesterday, walked away with £50k and had £50 in his box.

I'm not sure, you get a different version of events from him (or his disciples) every time he mentions it. Probably his usual drunken behaviour but I think the powers that be had been pushed far enough by him (he is thrown out of away grounds more times than I've had hot dinners.) and wanted to...

Oh he's not violent! At least not that I know of.

Ick! Just thinking of him with no top on and sweating gives me the heebie jeebies! Poor you!

I have issues with the health staff on maternity units, mostly for reasons similar to you mentioned. I'm a bit of a granola crunchy natural birth type but if a mum is requested pain relief during HER birth experience who is a jumped up midwife/junior doctor to fob them off? My issues come from...

It's usually the man that inflames the situation anyway. Just be there, soothe her, tend to her and help her. Has she written a birth plan? I think a lot of the screaming, shouting and hollering comes from fear of the unexpected, the threat of meds, IV's, suction, forceps, theatre, pitocin...

Portsdown?

I'm not really sure to be honest, but I know he has had one or two scrapes with his fellow fans over his attitude/behaviour. I think he thinks of himself as the ultimate superfan type person. But I'm not a Pompey fan, only chatted to him a few times in his bookshop (which is a must visit if you...

And therein lies the difference. You going to play golf on a Sunday is really eating into your DIY time, mowing the lawn time, tending to the kids time, waiting on Wife hand and foot time. The golfers on Sunday being cuddled and fondled by their wives were at work and earning the money to pay...

I've never seen another Pompey fan with a bell, just him. That sad I don't make a habit of going to Fratton Park, he picked his ST seat to be beside the crowd mic on the stand behind the goal. I don't think he is any thing to do with the club. I think they use him because of his fanatical...

That's the one. Or John Anthony Portsmouth Football Club Westwood as he likes to be known. His bell is specially engraved with the Portsmouth badge and everything. I got stuck on Winchester station with him at about midnight after they knocked us out the cup two seasons ago. :-<

Westwood is an absolute nutter. We had the misfortune of living on the same road as him when we first moved back to England. Him, his bell and his book shop. Some combination.

How much money do you get if you win?

Abso-freaking-lutely. Conservatives.