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festive greetings one and all herewith another 4 for your bin :nono: all wolves 1330 ten shun 1400 up the pole 1435 stallone 1505 arabian sea :drink:

he replies you're not so slim yourself :drink:

man goes to a fancy dress party with just a jam jar over his knob. woman asks him 'what have you come as?' he replies 'a fireman, break the glass, pull the knob and i'll come as soon as possible :blush:

knock knock

afternoon all if you were thinking of getting a mortgage dont put it on these either :shootself uttox 3.00 whatsonyourmind ascot 3.10 jericho iii wolves 3.20 velvet heights uttox 3.30 iris's flyer :down:

can his costume not be striped ;)

hello again, herewith another lot to avoid :nono: catt 1220 spirit calling catt 1250 silver seeker sout 1300 ali bruce catt 1320 colourful life :down:

i just knew EWE were going to say that :down:

why? was she covered in wool? :p

not having one (again) this year. f***ing bah humbugs :rolleyes:

what flavour crisps did you put in your sandwich?

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

someone being sick in the mens loo :cool:

hello everyone another 'why bother' day :nono: ling 1205 weet yer tern newb 1215 country escape ling 1240 wood fern newb 1320 kingsholm :down:

shut up you baby :jester:

negative swimmers, i hope :p

and they all wear berets

i shot my load

in Auckland in 1979, the RN, the aussie navy, the kiwi navy and the yank navy were all together in a bar. it all kicked off and the english and kiwis joined forces to batter the aussies and the yanks. strange world eh ;) carried on into the dockyard too. great fun was had by all :clap: :blush: