Not sure what that means, but in my head I'm thinking you've eaten Blue waffles, which has created a POONAMI and you've wiped your arse 11 times without any toilet paper. yeah???
scrap it, and return to:
Muddy pitches with the fog slowly coming down at half time.
The smell of piss in the urinals, which you slipped on on the way in.
Tripping up the little concert step walking up the terrace.
Proper metal floodlight pylons.
That bloke with long hair who used to be always...
Only thing I remember about my paper round was nicking a bottle of milk from a flat next door of where I used to deliver.
The guy used to have about 6 bottles of milk delivered, and me being a helpful lad decided to help him out every day by removing one. Being a bit naive at the time I didn’t...
prophet of doom
Synonyms for prophet of doom:
complainer
dampener
grouch
moaner
pessimist
whiner
doomsdayer
grinch
partypooper
stick in the mud
wet blanket