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Excellent. Clapham North invoking Tipperton's Howler of '77.

Did she, sir? Ooh. Suits your, sir.

Of course not - wouldnt tempt fate

THey better bloody not - arranging an end of season piss up in the evening :)

and ****ing annoying they are too!

This is my preferred method of choice, clearly signals that you are still on the roundabout and not exiting, until I then indicate left to exit.

Saldy I've strayed into the BC camp myself by; 1) Complaining loudly to my colleagues because I can. 2) Sellotaped up a note on the fridge door, advising the thief that I hope the fleas of a thousand camels nest in their ********. I won't stray any further I promise.

I took the liberty of taking Tesco's up on their 4 Easter Eggs for £6 last week. At £1.50 an egg, thought it was quite a good deal. I ate two (sharing them with my work colleagues) and left two in the work fridge for this week. Came in this morning to find that one of them has been "lifted"...

Oh do **** off

I think the OP could get the title right as well, given the nature of the topic :annoyed:

You really couldn't make it up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39154428 Uber are trying to prevent their drivers from having to take English language tests. I don't know about you, but I'd really rather my driver be able to speak English to a good standard in case they have to respond...

Read that earlier today. He justified his actions as responding to chants from the Brighton crowd. So that's ok then.............. Imbecile.

What do you call a man with an elephant on his head? An ambulance.

Lemon and sugar - anything else is just plain wrong.

This, with whatever you're smoking.

This with very large bells on. But don't worry the UK haven't been trying to get into bed with China for the past decade. Oh wait.

Well that won't be the major banks due to ridiculous regulation now. We can't even fart unless we've done a full risk assessment. The worry will be the hedge funds who aren't regulated but own a portion of critical business in the UK.

Thanks Papa for getting the thread back on track. I'd not heard of glowbull woorming before.

World In My Eyes - Depeche Mode

Bank using the 1977 Freeti Move