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    Being in your 40s

    I've had more sex in my 50's than all the other decades put together, and there are still 6 years of my 50's left. :smokin:
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    Caption. competition!!

    How the hell do you blow those stars out of your ears like that Jergen?
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    OT - Selling houses and choosing estate agents. Has anyone used Purple Bricks?

    I bought through an online EA and had no problems whatsoever. It's all about the service you want from them. If you are happy to show potential buyers around yourself and there is likely to be someone home to conduct the viewings, then go for it and save yourself a fortune. You can't though...
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    [News] Do you smoke?

    I'm not advocating smoking here, just pointing out that the cost argument against smokers doesn't stack up. Direct tax revenue generated from cigarettes is approx £12 billion per year. This figure doesn't even include the further revenue paid by the tabacco companies through income tax of...
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    [News] Do you smoke?

    Those smokers have paid for their beds. They have contributed far more in taxes to the NHS than non-smokers. Far more than the costs of looking after them.
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    [News] Do you smoke?

    This is a very odd view. Why would an alternative method of administering the drug that is arguably more pleasant for the user, avoids many of the harmful side-effects and is about 10% of the price be considered a fad?
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    [News] Do you smoke?

    I vape :clap:
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    Yet another laptop thread - this time down the budget end of the market.

    You had a homework diary? A paper one? Bloody luxury. You spoilt brat. What's wrong with slates?
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    Yet another laptop thread - this time down the budget end of the market.

    They look like really good value. Unlikely to need cd these days, but if you find you do, you can get a cheap usb external one for £25 or so. I find the only reason I need it now is to burn cd's for the car.
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    Anthony Knockhaert

    From the BBC Burton match preview: "Anthony Knockaert has completed 39 dribbles so far in the Championship; eight more than any other player." How the hell do you not complete a dribble? Surely it starts when it starts and end when it ends, for good or bad. Sometimes they collect too many...
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    What POSTERS did you have on your bedroom wall as a kid ?

    Debbie Harry - the most beautiful woman that there has ever been. Met her on the beach once. Although that was when she was 50 - still very attractive.
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    Bongs replacement for the next game...

    Look - hopefully the lack of communication between Bong and Murphy has been noted and will be number 1 priority on the training pitch. If they can get it together it will open up a dimension that has been missing this season.
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    #### Highlights ####

    While you're there, well worth a look at Derby's highlights :lolol:: http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/derby-county/10577153/derby-0-1-ipswich 24 Shots including a marvellous last minute miss/save. What would they give for a goal like we had last night.
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    Bell Cheeses at work

    A few years ago I started work on a contract in Brussels on a large EU project. On my first day, one of the Belgian guys in the team was getting very agitated with the team leader, who was American, and fluent in several languages. The argument was slowly building and getting more animated...
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    Great British Bake Off: BBC loses rights to Channel 4

    (Naked Attraction) This is one of the most bizarre shows I've ever seen (just half an episode, honest). Its completely arse-about-face (pun intended). After they have been paraded nude in front of their suitor, if chosen, they go off on a fully clothed date.
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    Large erections off Brighton beach

    Flippin eck. Isn't that a danger to shipping?
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    How many dots can you see?

    Its black n white - isn't it?
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    Favourite one-liners from comedy sitcoms

    Whilst researching 'aerosol' jokes, I stumbled upon the following which I thought should be shared: What's the difference between a oral and anal thermometer ? The taste.
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    Favourite one-liners from comedy sitcoms

    Ah bloody hell, so it was. No Ronnies involved at all.
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    Who would you play in goal against Huddersfield?

    I'm afraid Mäenpää just has too many umlauts to be considered a serious contender.

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