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A French clown politician apparently made a joke, as to what we could send over there of equal value. We sent the best of us twice, last century, a lot of them are still there. :tosser:

We need to be Chipped, it's the future.

Never, never go back.

It's the HOPE that kills you.

It'd be the sick pay that does it. :laugh:

Apart from how much it costs to get in, the price of beer and pies, plus the annual Company returns as analysed by El Presidente. That must be about the amount of financial knowledge of the Club outside of the Boardroom. So pick a number between £1 and............................

I haven't a GF grill or a Nutribullet, but I still use my bread making machine and have in the cupboard, unused for many a year, an espresso coffee machine from the 70's. A Halogen Oven and a microwave takes care of my cooking needs.

Tough audience. I rewrote it for our younger members, to bring it more into context.

With great age comes great wisdom and a good mem.........what was the question.

Man goes into Debenhams Chemist Department "Good morning. I would like some deodorant please" "Certainly, sir. Ball or aerosol?" "Neither. I want it for my armpits"

At least they will know where the FA Cup money went.

Van Dijk just paid his fee back.

Hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius) If you don’t associate “hippo” with “vicious, aggressive man-killer”, you are clearly not watching enough Animal Planet. Hippos kill more humans than any other animal in Africa (second to disease-carrying mosquitoes). Hippos are extremely territorial...

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the EU inspectorate stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them. On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff,"...

I am a fan. Some things are good, some things are bad. Nothing is as good or bad as first reported!

Buy one of these, then you will be able to stand with the men.

As a Senior I often sit in an Adult seat. Light is red ticket in, light goes green. I've never seen any other colour. Support of Clubs runs in families and groups of friends or should do, not having a workable system to recognise this cost the Club money and long term support in favour of the...

Reading the whole thing........ For example, a Premier League player earning their fifth caution of the season on or after the 20th League Match would not earn any ban. However, if they received ten cautions by the 32nd League Match, a ban would...