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Tonight I achieved the impossible. The Hesgoal stream on the laptop was exactly synced with JC and Warren commentating on my phone.

It would have been cheaper for him to chuck the crisp bags and water bottles out of the van window. Littering is cheaper. It's also a private firm that does the fining, not Council workers, they have to keep their takings up.

Aren't the shirts supposed to be made of super technical material. So they're technically sweaty unlike Tour riders who don't appear to sweat at all, despite working five times harder. Gyokeres scoring ,is a really really good omen.

Season Ticket holder needs a new tractor.

You don't have to be religious at all. But you would be wise to use the Old Testaments Ten Commandments, as not a bad set of rules to use for your life. First four are religious, so I've left them out and brought the rest up to date...

Did you leave Janice outside with a lemonade and a packet of ready salted or would s/he rather have sausage flavour?

It's already " come home." Is there a Country in the World that does not watch the English Premier League? It maybe all about the money, but that just enables the best players from around the World to have a stage in England.

Thank you for NSC Bozza. (That's my entry for brown noser of 2018.)

Did he deliver? No, wait that's Yodel.

Fireman Dan fan.

https://youtu.be/qDtYycH52D0

Why are both teams fielding female celebs, such as Miranda, Cher, Shakira, Pauline, Rosa. They are missing Renee but do have Renato, there's even Zuba, the Taxi company.

At the going down of the Sun, we will remember them.

Needs an American for their market. Roseanne Barr is available I believe.

Should be one of these, Shirley.

That's a Goa.

Good, now he can afford a new suit, instead of trying to curry favour with the Scousers by wearing a tracksuit. Calm down calm down.

This whole thread. :ffsparr::ffsparr::ffsparr::moo:

Ha Ha, He's not even in the Stars Top Ten. Dunky must be rubbish...............No wait he's probably in the goalscorers list.

That's saved the bean counters a few quid. :timmy: