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Today is like Christmas Day for Brighton fans innit.

A tune would be handy, else its just shit poetry.

Tony Bloom went to Barcá in his Maserati brought us back a superstar Ansu, Ansu Farti

Everyone at the burger van turns around…

We're not getting Bellingham as well are we ? This is insane, what a window!

Phew, thats the pies staying the same price then.

Ffs, thats the pies going up then.

I've had my pants pulled down on this one ffs! As I've sold my car to every bloody premiership player, I'm going to have to play my ace and use back street boy method. Twice removed. Lambeth North.

Tony Bloom went to Barca, In a black Bugatti Brought us back a magic man His name is Ansu Fati

Have the pronunciation police arrived on the thread yet with an exact explanation on how his name is pronounced? A blanking ban on any material until they have done this please.

Isn’t that the one with the Ballon d’Or clause in his contract? If he wins the Ballon d’Or they have to pay him an extra couple of £m Sorry my bad, just read it again. Barn d’Oor

Yesterdays chip paper, it’s all about this Fat bloke now.

If the perpetrator of any heinous crime, as in the case of Letby, refused to attend the sentencing I would like the impact statements that are read out in their absence, recorded and then played back to them in their cells, every single day for the rest of their miserable f****** lives.

Nice bit of escapism in a bat shit crazy world.

Durrr, comes with the territory leading up to transfer deadline day. Just roll with it.

El - Twatico