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    [Misc] Alexa.... bitch

    Before the match? You need to open a betting account... :eek:
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    [Politics] Mark Field

    No, I'd probably go for the headlock and a swift leg twitching drag along the carpet! :whistle: I was being metaphorical, of course. Please don't put words in my mouth. Thanks. Whilst I don't like these self-serving tosspots any more than you do, I have to say that I think 99.99% of the UK...
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    [Albion] What’s a Fusion and why is it banned?

    BHAFC embarrassed by association with person who breaks rules and does something unlawful or potentially harmful to the clubs reputation. Up pipes the 'smoking pot in one of his videos' Randy Banjo in his defence, after being wheeled out into the centre circle last season for a certificate. :shrug:
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    [Politics] Mark Field

    Hey, we're all different. If that was my wife or daughter I'd have frogmarched her out myself before any politician could do it for her. Stupid thing to do, and what has it achieved? All everyone is talking about is Mark Field - not any point or belief the woman was trying to get across...
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    [Misc] Alexa.... bitch

    Just asked mine.... and I ended up putting her in the dishwasher to wash her mouth out! :eek:
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    [Misc] Shaved pussy

    Maybe someone just squirted a tube of Veet at it? ???
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    [Albion] Am I the only one...

    Having a wife in the medical profession, I always think 'General Practitioner' ...
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    [Brighton] Brighton Comedy Garden

    Some brilliant comedians there. I've seen about 40% of the entire list, live. Saturday looks good. Stephen K. Amos is funny.
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    [Albion] BBC Statistician - Brighton Squad needs "major surgery"

    I've not really seen too many glimmers from 'skip-legs' and AJ, but I've seen Propper be absolutely imperious in one or two games, so I believe he has the potential. I'd be genuinely delighted if all of a sudden the squad was hit by a lightning bolt of belief, confidence and new-found skill.
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    [Football] Anderlecht

    Simon came to my wedding! He was a very normal, grounded and down to earth lad - and he was playing for Man Utd at the time! Haven't spoken to him for many years, but I wish him well at Anderlecht. If we need any loan players, or want to send any on loan, I can send him an email..... ???
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    [Humour] I told you——

    Please tell me he's infertile... Please. If there is a God, he will not be able to breed.......
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    [Football] Chris Houghton still unemployed

    Possibly on purpose? I hope so... Anyway, I don't think CH is a bad manager. He just wasn't for us at the latter stages. We all have our limits. PS : Potter hasn't lost a single match since he became the BHAFC manager. Impressive start.
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    [Albion] Yves Bissouma as good as Pogba

    I'm glad it's spelt with an "L" ..... :lolol:
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    [Football] Yves BiZOOMa

    Looks like he's trying to hotwire it !! ??? Anyway... he's kerbed the rear alloy. Unforgivable. :facepalm:
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    [Football] Carabao Cup

    If he drinks that lot he'll have the whole draw done and dusted in 0.07 seconds.... ???
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    [Help] Looking for a Franchise Lawyer!

    It's basically a specialist franchise for custom packing and then transporting high value and delicate items, from valuable art to big and awkward engineering projects. Custom written software, incredible rates with the courier companies thanks to scale, specialist patented machinery, central...
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    [Music] Madonna - Madame X Tour

    Yes, I couldn't believe how aloof she was - but the lack of facial expression seems down to just the right amount of botox to paralyse a water buffalo. And yes, as for her outfit, her tits looked like two water balloons being forced out of a letterbox. ??? Massive respect to her impressive...
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    [Help] Looking for a Franchise Lawyer!

    Hello All, Well.... I've seen so much advice on here on so many subjects, I may as well ask. I'm looking for a recommendation on a decent franchise lawyer who doesn't charge Mayfair prices if anyone knows one? No disputes or anything - I'm just looking at a franchise, I'm at the advanced...
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    [Politics] Jo Brand Comment

    Quite a juxtaposition here.... I'd say "burn her" but the amount of fossil fuel needed to do so would be downright neglectful.

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