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One man went to mow, Iz-qui-er-do Jose Izquierdo, Jose Izquierdo's got a pig, Jose Izquierdo.

There's nothing more painful than a few silent fist pumps in the shitter.

To Despacito. Izquierdo, You can try to stop him if you ****ing dare to, Even if you try he'll go flying by you..... Repeat.

Would have started the same thread. He was absolutely class.

Ha, haha. You're a gayer. You said you love him. He's a gayer everyone! Ban him! :cheery:

Wagner is an extremely good manager. Hughton is a superb manager that has proven a perfect fit for this club, this squad and I am beyond happy that he is our manager. There may be better out there, but I'm not interested in comparing him to other managers. We are blessed with the most amazing...

Pervert.:lolol:

He's flair, he's a grafter, he's a team player and a winner. If I owned a pussy I'd let him lick it.

I'm not really racist but I f#cking HATE those purple twats.

Threads like these must be started by the people that buy half and half scarves. Embarrassing f#cking snowflakes. 'We must be jolly nice to everybody and pray they return the favour, or at some point they may ridicule us and I just couldn't take it.'

Yeah, that's what did it.:facepalm:

God, I f#cking hate Palace.

How dare you say 'worse' than having sex with my sister? She always tries her best and most of the men in Sussex and beyond seem happy enough with her efforts.

I think that the fact we've waited so long for this, our infrastructure, we've shown we can compete at this level, we know(???) that come January we are going to sign two WORLD-CLASS strikers and improve even more. Crystal PaLLLLLLLace flailing about like a semi squashed ant at the bottom...

When it comes to folding blankets in my house, I tend to fold them from top to bottom, but funnily enough, my Wife (although we usually agree on most things) likes to fold them from right to left. Still, I suppose it's these fascinating little things that keep life so interesting.

This is going to be a late night! Great thread. Personally, I prefer to fill mine with hot, fresh chickens blood. When it cools to the correct temperature, and only then, I like to stick my penis in it.

In the Autumn I mostly like to eat a collection of variously coloured leaves from my local park or woodland. If you are tempted to try this and you can't wait to dive into your nearest leaf-pile, please be very careful not to disturb any hibernating hedgehogs. If you would like to make this dish...

Well I don't know why you're bringing gender into it.