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He still wants Caroline Lucas to win Brighton.

In sensational and important news Russell Brand has just released a video on his YouTube series the Trews in which he urges people in England to vote Labour, in a huge departure from his previous stance that voting is a waste of time. He explains his change of heart because “the Conservative...

Complete legend..... England's fourth highest international goalscorer (44 goals in 57 games!!!!), Tottenham Hotspur's highest ever goalscorer (268 goals), the highest goalscorer in the history of English top-flight football (357 goals), and has also scored more hat-tricks (six) for England than...

I guess poaching requires an element of surprise. It takes us so long to appoint a manager they're usually hard boiled by the time they arrive.

The memories will linger like a stale fart.

A "fibromuscular tubular sex organ that is part of the female genital tract" of a season.

Marvellous stuff. BITTY!

Sorry guv.

Congratulations on a successful season, with Bury getting auto promotion. 8 away wins on the spin. Yes I know he's probably not championship standard but I wish some of this seasons squad had his passion and commitment.

Poor bloke had obviously lost a few pounds after 5 years working a zero hours contract under the tories.

What's the betting they discover a young Shearer living next door to HB&B.

Thank you. I have always enjoyed your erudite comments and deeply knowledgeable opinion.

Let's not confuse him, one thing at a time. By August we can get him into the oxygen mask for crossing the half way line.

One more season. Good option from the bench. Needs to spend the summer practising his passing.

I'm feeling very guilty. My poor little Jack Russell had his gonads removed last Friday. Since then he has had to go about life with a lampshade over his head and has been a bit subdued. He obviously wants to attend to his delicate area and spins around in circles trying to reach his empty...

Scrum Master and Advanced Team Teach.

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I'd like to start a rumour about Giampaolo Pazzini, but I won't.

BG in new foot-in-mouth shocker........

Generally a B - not enough binfestery. Meades Ball continues to mystify..........