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Sparkling River...Uttoxeter 12.30

Being born in the forties, I have somehow survived being born to a mother who may have smoked drank or both while she carried me. She probably took aspirin, ate blue cheese, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, my baby cot was almost certainly covered with...

Carqalin....Ludlow 3.10

I bet there's carrot in it.....there's always carrot! ???

For fecks sake! :eek: Are you all pregnant?

Pattara....Huntingdon 12.30

Ha ha...Wonderous my Rrrrse...a bloody miracle more like! :D

Personally I was a little disappointed for Colin Calderwood (and Bruce of course) that his arrival at Villa hasn't yet boosted their promotion aspirations. :nono:...snigger.

Well if it makes you any happier....they are all more worried about us, than we need be about them! :shrug:

But as I'm sure you won't say who he is, should we all declare we aren't him.....so we know who is? Unless of course he does a Pinnochio, and says he's not him. When actually he is! But if perhaps we don't declare we aren't him, that would foil his evil plan. erm..unless he doesn't have an...

Another Party Political Broadcast on behalf of who? :bla:

Was I on it? Nah, Fatty was even more surprised than you. I thought it would be last! :lolol:

That's nice...pay me a compliment, then spoil it by calling me Sir! :lolol:

Robinroyale......Chepstow 12.35

I've been in a coma....please tell me that feckin referee died!

Well it's a great start to the weekend. And I'll drink to your hopeful forecasts....now where's my Horlicks? :rock:

Yeeeeha!

Finish The Story....Exeter 1.30

Brilliant acting in the funniest show ever.....for me anyway. RIP

Nor am I either...Christ, this gets funnier by the second! :facepalm: