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  1. Ninja Elephant

    [Football] The Gay Footballer

    It's funny - I played at a tournament in Leicester recently. There was a big awards event at a pub in the evening and all "spouses" were invited up on the improvised stage. Only women. In a tournament featuring 16 teams of an average of 8 players, not one single male spouse up on stage? Over 100...
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    Official Running Thread

    I'm kind of glad it wasn't just me! After her incident with me, she marched over to the fence and butted it a few times. Maybe she's been separated from a parent, there didn't seem to be any Calves strolling around. She was properly furious with me, I wasn't even running! Just strolling quite...
  3. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    I walked from the Beacon to the Chattri yesterday and was massively intimidated by a cow! I've been stared down many a time, and that's fine - but this one actually made aggresive moves toward me and there was no fence. It mooed at me, which is fair enough, but then she stamped her foot and made...
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    [Other Sport] Wimbledon

    I had a 50/50 chance! I think it's a certainty that it would have been Centre had Konta not won today, she has to be on Centre as the last Brit (sort of!) standing. Federer and Nadal being on Centre is fairly standard as well - just ask Venus Williams how she feels about Federer and Nadal being...
  5. Ninja Elephant

    [Albion] Good Chris Hughton interview today

    On the subject of fake news; We were a good team at any stage last season.
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    Official Running Thread

    I remember the conversation very well - I'm just not buying it. No chance Bong can run sub-22.
  7. Ninja Elephant

    [Albion] Ollie McBurnie

    Presumably not for very much longer. He's not a factor!
  8. Ninja Elephant

    [Albion] Ben White Signs new deal

    Brentford. :ohmy: For £5.5million, apparently. Mental - but he had fallen out with Bielsa, according to the vocal Leeds fan in a football group I'm part of. Very good news for Ben White.
  9. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    Only 5 "unknown" ran sub-20 at Hove Park, one of them may have been 3 seconds out. If those were the Albion kids, I find that a bit worrying. Only 1 "unknown" sub-20 at Bournemouth.
  10. Ninja Elephant

    [Albion] Good Chris Hughton interview today

    Have this conversation as much as you want - but the facts stay the same. We were shit all season, but stayed up despite it. The manager was to blame for playing players out of position, being defensive in the extreme and not believing in the talent he'd signed. 4 brilliant years, 6 terrible...
  11. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    Personally, I don't believe that the majority of footballers would be sub-20 - but there are strong opinions in opposition to that view.
  12. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    Apparently, the Albion u18s and u23s ran Hove Park today - Greg Bobkin, can you confirm? No sign in the results, equally as bad as the Bournemouth boys. It's a shame - I'd be curious to see the times of Premier League footballers. No interest in the u18s or u23s - but the first team times...
  13. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    I was expecting it to be quick from big nuts, but jesus christ! He's going to catch my overall PB this year at this rate. :down: I, on the other hand, dragged my carcus around Reigate Priory parkrun. I ran an unofficial 21:21, awaiting the results text. I didn't have any energy at all and I'm...
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    [Albion] Andone or Locardia

    Pray silence for the Button, I'm tired of getting stepped on. You don't know my name and bloody Maty Ryan's to blame. Walton, Sanchez and Steele, how am I supposed to feel? Even when I got to play, being first choice, I didn't have a say. Why can't I be number one? My career has just...
  15. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    Completely PB potential - it's just out and back along the Promenade. The only downside is that you run around the lighthouse(?) which breaks your momentum a little bit. It is a fast course though, I did the first event with no form going in and managed a 19:43, so you should be comfortably...
  16. Ninja Elephant

    [Other Sport] Wimbledon

    Guaranteed to be on Centre. Manic Monday at Wimbledon is by far the best day of tennis in the entire calendar. :albion2:
  17. Ninja Elephant

    [Other Sport] Wimbledon

    Is this a private party, or can others join in? :lolol: Hercog really isn't very good - her bottle has totally gone now. Gauff will come roaring back for the win - this is remarkable maturity from her.
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    [Albion] Ollie McBurnie

    Murray, Andone, Locadia, Connolly. Sufficient options, not convinced we need to be buying a guy with one and a half season of Championship experience for what would be silly money.
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    [News] Betting William Hill.

    I've seen people lost thousands in minutes to an FOBT. You can drink yourself silly, but it'll cost you far less and that is the difference for me. William Hill, Corals, Ladbrokes - all opening huge numbers of stores on the back of the FOBT success. Now those stores will close. The cycle will...
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    [News] Betting William Hill.

    Redundancies, so they'll be walking away with a little bit of cash but not massively. There was a 9am conference call this morning and anyone invited to it was given the redundancy message. I don't know if it was a recorded message though - that would be outrageous, someone could at least front...

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