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“Gareth Southgate shags dogs” would be my personal request. Would like great around Wembley.

Crazy to think Alex Mac is the best footballer in that photo.

Great point, can’t believe nobody had said it before :wink:

Claiming Chelsea were in a mini-crisis is absolute bollocks. They were 9 unbeaten when we beat them. Losing to us caused their crisis.

I might be being whooshed here, but are you sure you’re not thinking of Zaha?

And the disallowed goal was one by an inch too. Then to top it off the Forest winner was a 30 yard thunderbolt out of nowhere. My laptop is very lucky to be intact.

Started a new career after the update, but obviously they didn’t update the fact we no longer have Potter syndrome. I thought I’d left xG nightmares behind me ffs.

Go and break the bank for Lafont if we get in Europe, only got a year left on his contract and he’s f*cking brilliant. Also imagine the club doing his announcement video from The Font. Unmissable opportunity.

I've grown a real fondness for Desperados since I've found out the Waterside does them for £2.50 a bottle.

They also have (or at least had when I went to the away fixture) Oscar Gobern, the man responsible for the best foul in L1 history.

To be fair, didn't Neuer go skiing during the World Cup break and end up breaking his leg? Think that's a fair reason to fall out with your first choice keeper! He'll go back to Italy. With Napoli absolutely pissing the league, you could potentially see all of the big 3 over there looking for...

Quite a lot of the players go to the M&S in Holmbush too, although I suppose it’s a pretty convenient place to stop if you live in Brighton/Hove and you’re on your way home from training.

Think a few of them live on Shoreham Beach, I believe Cucurella did before he left. On a slightly related topic, I live in Mash Barn and I think it’s fair to say it’s not the most affluent part of Sussex. If you didn’t know the training ground was there then the sudden influx of young lads...

Why do people keep saying this? Are people really insinuating they they didn’t realise the two events clashed when they were booked months ago? I could maybe understand the logic if it was Millwall v West Ham or any other game where they’d suddenly need to double the amount of Police, but...

Call it a hunch but I reckon the safe standing area will be safe standing rails, and the areas that aren’t the safe standing area won’t be. :shrug:

Cruelty to animals is literally one third of the Macdonald triad, which is widely regarded as a key indicator of potential serial violent offences. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad Obviously GT49er on NSC knows better though.

I’m not sure this game will be 10 times more attractive than our first visit to the new Wembley in our first FA Cup semi final appearance for decades. We probably have more fans now, but the actual occasion is much less special simply because we did it a few years ago. You could argue that we...

Fair play to the Albanian for being an undercover police officer.

I’m not sure it’ll be that different. Trossard, Bissouma, Maupay & Cucurella probably weren’t on peanuts and the only signing who’d demand a similar wage is Pervis. Obviously they’ll be increased wages for Ali Mac & Caicedo too but can’t imagine it’ll be much more than last year. Personally...

You can’t buy MyAlbion+ membership for this season, I know somebody who has already tried that. :wink: