The Cats Protection people have a centre near Haywards Heath with rescue cats to adopt. http://www.cats.org.uk/ncac/contact-us There's also good advice on their website.
Oh God, Silent Running is like some kind of kryptonite for manliness. Leaves me helplessly weak and there's no defence against it.
Eh, not that I had great reserves manliness to begin with. Other scenes of sacrifice that may have got to me in the past...
The Iron Giant (The Iron Giant)...
Who's that man from Barcelona?
Who's that man we all adore?
Oscar is his name
And he'll win us every game
And we won't mention Poyet any more
Won't get at all mixed up with an existing song.
If I'm reading Statto correctly we beat Port Vale 3-0 in Division Three to bounce back into the third promotion place, but Millwall snatched it back from us when we lost there the following week and it looks like our season fizzled out after that.
On the plus side, we did the double over Palace...
Still can't quite believe that it's Palace. It feels like I've bet my life savings on the turn of two cards, then someone else has decided that the stakes aren't high enough already and put my house on it too.
Fortunately it's only Tony Bloom's savings that are actually riding on these games...
This is getting ridiculous. Another £30 those goal-shy jokers have cost me tonight. :tantrum: I never thought I'd actually want Palace to score. At least it's all in a good cause.
As there isn't another Palace game before the marathon I've donated the £80 that they've earned for eight consecutive goals conceded so far. But if they keep on conceding I'll top up the donation with whatever extra they've racked up by the time they finally score a goal. Or at the end of the...
In the last couple of weeks I've made the mistake of starting to daydream of playoff matches. So I'd be disappointed with 7th now.
Since Ulloa arrived I've also started to daydream of having a serious tilt at automatic promotion next season if we don't go up through the playoffs. We've looked...
To be honest, I expected them to bounce back and at least get a goal against Blackpool. I hope this doesn't turn out to be too expensive. £80 and counting.
I was going to sponsor you £30 (three-zero pounds) in honour of last weekend's result but after Palace's capitulation against Brum that seems mean. So I'm going to up it to £10 for every goal they concede without reply on this goalless streak. £70 and counting.
Come on Blackpool, score for REMF.
Last season when we recorded a shock 3-0 Amex win against high-flying local rivals, it was the start of a 10-game unbeaten streak that could only be stopped by a Premier League team. I (over)confidently predict that we won't lose a competitive game until we're playing in the Prem next season.
The mighty Heart Of Midlothian FC. I'd be looking forward to a bit of a family grudge match against my dad's club Aberdeen next week. Well, I say "looking forward" to it, but it's probably going to be a bit meh.