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Don’t tell me - you were turned down for a knighthood. :lolol:

Bollocks to the Americanisation of OUR Lollipop Ladies! These gentle souls dressed up in their oversized Trebor Fruit Salad attire of hat, coat and trousers in sweat inducing plastic to be worn in all weathers - just hope there isn’t a nearby front garden with pampas grass growing. :wink...

No, you’ve got it all wrong. The Pink only used nicknames for the clubs so unless you were local you wouldn’t have a clue who they were referring to. So, examples would be Shakers 1 Dolphins 1, or Trotters 3 Spirerites 0. God help you if you started reading reports of regional leagues as in...

Absolute cast iron guarantee his dressing room nickname will be ‘Polo’. Or, if you‘re from Hull it’ll be ‘Per-Ler’. :drink:

We can always go for Jake the Peg on the other wing to compensate. :thumbsup:

I don’t think he did. If I remember correctly the agreement was that he signed for us after the end of the January transfer window so he would not be permitted to play/join until the 1st July. We nicked him from under the noses of West Ham who were quibbling about his transfer fee and missed the...

We’ll see. Why would the club spend that amount of dosh on a player to ship him out on loan? Surely Minteh and Osman will be in the first team squad?

Was he smoking bananas to go with the custard? :lolol:

Ben White - he’s one of their own. Oh, wait a minute . . . . . ???

The beer, farts, piss and vomit were all of my own making so I probably wasn’t too bothered. For everyone else however . . . . ! 🤮 :lolol:

One of my favourite memories of football as a kid is the smell of fags, beer, farts, piss and vomit. The smell of whisky infused coffee was alien to me - I can only think you must have been on the pre-1901 terrace with waiter service. :lolol:

So that’s what the Tunnel Club looks like.

In a previous post ages ago I quoted Jeff Probyn, the former England rugby prop forward. In a discussion about England’s chances in the Rugby World Cup he stated : “Ever since the Middle Ages, the Scots, the Welsh, the Irish, the French, the Australians all hate the English.” “But, Jeff...

Nice to see they’ve renovated the Holmesdale end. :drink:

Very good, but you forget to add incompetence. :drink:

You know the format - match tickets bought, train fares paid for, hotel booked, then fixture moved to Monday night 8.00pm kick off. :annoyed:

Aha! The Cup Final money has been found at last! :clap:

I thought that was the Italian one. I’m sure the French flag depicted a lump of cheese and a monkey with its hands up. :wink:

’cos she’s at Glasto, innit.

I let my wife know of your views on the subject as she’s a teacher of early years children. Colouring in books and whatever nonsense must be one of her specialities - I’ll ask her when she comes home from Glastonbury, sorry, I mean school. :drink: