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Just doing my bit as a matchmaker. :lolol: :shootself

Minteh, Wieffer - did they both sign after eight? I do apologise. :blush:

Have you noticed in all of the photos showing our ‘best friends’ that they are all panting in anticipation of eating the candidates? Honestly, dogs will eat any old rubbish! :lolol:

OMG! Has the first furry friend just eaten Nigel Farage!? :ohmy:

That’s one relegation spot taken then. P.S. Obviously based on how many points are deducted, but it doesn’t look good. :ohmy:

Eh? :shrug:

Does my paw print not count? Grrrr! 🐶

Israeli men, Hallelujah!! :drink:

It’s the man cave for you then! :lolol:

Well West Ham didn’t do very well when trying to get Ibrahim Osman on board - they dillied and dallied, dallied and dillied . . . . :bigwave:

Booze only! A lot, a f***ing hell of a lot! I would imagine the hotel would have doubled up on restocking the bar the following morning. As an aside to this he was over visiting :ohmy: us a couple of years later. At the time the Lions rugby team were touring South Africa and the first test...

At our daughter’s wedding reception one of our guests was my nephew from Australia, who, at 22 stone, looks like a WWE wrestler complete with shaved head and goatee beard. When the waitress came round with the wine - red or white sir? - he asked her, in typical Oz fashion, have you got any...

Let’s stuff ‘em! I’ll probably get roasted for that comment. :shrug:

I’ll try and work my way thru it, period.

Have you had severe constipation then?

Jawohl! :thumbsup:

He saw Adam Webster and he said I’ll have that! :thumbsup:

Es ist wie es ist, ja? :thumbsup:

Behind the scenes and with the mic off Fabian apparently said that Brighton were a load of shit. The players were complete wankers and the fans were hopeless no-mark tossers. He also said he’d take the money and piss off back to Germany as soon as poss. There, that do you? :thumbsup:

Ach! German sense of humour. :thumbsup: