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"It's spelt ATE! How many times?"

My partner, a carer in nursing homes for over 30+ years tells me that 6 (six) grapes was the maximum they could give anyone diabetic at any one time. (I can easily eat a week's supply in one sitting at that rate :()

With 'No Choctober' failing miserably I am now on 'Nochocvember'. Good luck everyone.

Great comeback.

One more reason to be glad we don't have Sky :cool:

Oh my, what a lot of damp bedlinen!

He has got talking bollocks!? Should be in a circus, or an MP.

Ferdi can I have your suit!?

Are you saying that you can't tell Kadioglu from Rutter? 🤪

Just one? (Cue song).

His toe looked offside from the one look I got. However I don't like toenails being given offside.

Longleat safari park.

"Age is just a number." No it isn't, it's a word. (Stolen and sorry if already posted.)

Sung to the tune of The Gambler 🎶

Four men plaiced under arrest.

If I were dishwater I would feel insulted 😐

Diabetes.

I'm in Saltdean and also couldn't care less about the cup final 😐

I've never heard of a TV programme called Two pages back 🤔

I have just received the news that my STH mate I have sat next to for years has passed away. So not bothered right now about such little matters as 0-2 down in football match. RIP Richard.