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Portsmouth still being in League 1.

If there's a road fatality in this country there seems to be a presumption of it being an unavoidable accident. If the same spot produces casualties over a number of years then it might be looked at. Now a story to illustrate the difference in the Netherlands. While visiting some relatives in...

An obviously fake Albion shirt is going on my Christmas list. Barbers fury at seeing it will completely distract him from the bottle top in my pocket.

So satisfying when they do slice it out of play. I also enjoy the extended pirate Aaaars though this I'd rather not have on every goal kick

IPAscal, or iPascal for Bozza

I miss just having one baby. Take advantage of the fact that one baby is incredibly portable. You can pick up the baby and a small bag and you're off. For a day trip you can just about stuff everything you need in your pockets. They get in everywhere for free, they travel for free, all manner...

My sister briefly worked in said cocktail bar. It meant teenage me could get rather drunk by her making a bit too much of each cocktail order and topping up my glass after each order. Unfortunately a somewhat jealous older girl informed the management she was only 16 so it didn't last long.

The frock and jacket used to have communal peanuts, except the barman never put them on the bar because he hid his bag of pills in there.

I doubt the club were convinced about what sort of contract to offer earlier in the season and not getting games he would rightly have been considering other options. Both sides will now think differently about the matter. He's not established enough to be getting any silly to turn down offers...

Can't they just drop you by the A&E entrance? I would have thought so as many people catch a cab rather than call for an ambulance. Also taxis may prefer to drop there rather than crawl along the car park back road which can be extremely slow.

https://www.gov.uk/get-a-dna-test/if-youre-getting-a-test-to-use-in-court Thought I'd check. If she claims he's the father then the csa will be in contact whatever. Then when he says "it wasn't me" they'll order DNA test, which costs £250 but it's definitely court approved and still cheaper...

She needs to prove it's his, not vice versa. Unless of course he's already put himself on the birth certificate. If she's as bad as you imply just keep away until the lawyers hand you an approved test.

They'll never find anyone as good as her to stand, though on the bright side at least Jason Kitkat was moved on some time ago.

Well that's probably the end of the green party.

Some of those fans were Brighton though. I'm sure there were more than a few Southern City Plastics (band name?) in the home stands but it was nice to discover a few casual Brighton supporters had been in the away end.

I doubt it will happen but if it does it's going to be late. If Chelsea haven't shifted the players they need to and could still do with bringing 40 million in, and they've bought the players poch needs to balance the squad THEN possibly.

I had failed to notice we're lacking any serious eye candy in the squad. We're also lacking any lustrous flowing Barnet. Get those algorithms adjusted Tony

Wera for screwdrivers and bits. Marmite for yeast spread.

Not my best (cross of iron from the op possibly) but The 9th Company portraying the end period of USSR s occupation of Afghanistan was excellent.