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  1. Mr Banana

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    I feel bad for adding anything to this nad-numbingly dull issue but imagine if the club turned it into good pr by reducing their hilarious prices and putting enough staff on to cope with half-time demand...
  2. Mr Banana

    [Football] Tomer Hemed's emotional Facebook post

    Top marks to the 24-carat spanners who ruled on the retrospective ban and rejected the appeal. Wazzocks
  3. Mr Banana

    [Football] The Sack Race. Starts at ?

    Jim Bentley at Morecum?
  4. Mr Banana

    [Football] QPR - End of Loftus Road or Bust?

    Nerd alert. Today is the ninth anniversary of our 7-1 defeat at Huddersfield having briefly equalised through Liam "carrier" Dickinson. Joel Lynch made it 1-1 at West Brom today before QPR were hammered by the same scoreline.
  5. Mr Banana

    [Albion] West Stand Access

    Praps they make a call based on a person's level of immobility. My pal who used the lift wasn't in a wheelchair.
  6. Mr Banana

    [Albion] West Stand Access

    Yeah, just ask the stewards. If you haven't got a hangover, race the lift up
  7. Mr Banana

    [Drinking] Drunk on a passenger aircraft.

    I always get hammered on the plane on the way back from stag dos. It's the worst feeling. I get quieter when I do it cos the worst person you could ever be is one of those wazzocks making noise on a plane. Last time an air stewardess told me off for drinking a can and I ended up buying her an...
  8. Mr Banana

    [Albion] Greyhound saying his goodbyes on Instagram?

    Do you reckon there was a single incident that did for him and flipped Hughton's lid? Like he went on one recklessly erratic (if entertaining) run and it caused CH to uncontrollably feel like Cullip did when he pinned Pethick against the wall
  9. Mr Banana

    [Football] Egypt international Adam El Abd

    My favourite was when he got Kuipers sent off with an abysmal backpass when we lost 7-1 at Huddersfield, shortly before Poyet turned him into Beckenbauer
  10. Mr Banana

    Article: Awful Albion make wretched start with dismal defeat at Watford

    You can view the page at https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?753-brighton-albion-watford-premier-league
  11. Mr Banana

    Article: England's amputee team, the World Cup and Albion's kit launch

    You can view the page at https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?752-England-amputee-team-World-Cup-Brighton-Albion
  12. Mr Banana

    [Albion] Watford vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

    Hope you had a good piss up anyway, love you forever
  13. Mr Banana

    [Albion] Watford vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

    Match report and that: http://theseagullline.blogspot.com/2018/08/watford-2-0-brighton-hove-albion.html
  14. Mr Banana

    [Albion] Fans Forum

    Didn't reflect too well on Albion fans. You know it's going badly when you get people doing the old "this is less of a question and more of a point" malarkey. The number of times CH had to diplomatically start "good question" while boggling at the absurdity of the stuff he was being asked...
  15. Mr Banana

    [Albion] Bruno admits we weren't physically up to it last year

    Without wishing to suggest tonight's game will be anything less than solid-gold entertainment for all the family, "we take it on like a final...it's the most serious test you could have" sounds slightly unlikely.
  16. Mr Banana

    Official Running Thread

    knocky1 Is this a good thing? I'm always too concentrated on just getting round to notice. Did 41.40ish in a 10k at Withdean tonight.
  17. Mr Banana

    Official Running Thread

    Is this a good thing? I'm always too concentrated on just getting round to notice. Did 41.40ish in a 10k at Withdean tonight.
  18. Mr Banana

    [Brighton] Come on admit - whose going to see Britney on Saturday !

    It'll probably be more like the Brighton Centre than Pride but most of the regulars will be in the dance tent. Hopefully the festival's making a massive profit from the sort of people who would normally be sniffy about it.
  19. Mr Banana

    [Football] Chris O'Grady on the move again

    This made me laugh at the time, although (assuming he wasn't a charlatan) O'Grady seemed a nice bloke and appeared to have exorcised some serious demons with that goal at Brentford: https://www.chesterfield-fc.co.uk/news/2017/june-2017/20170630-caldwell-delighted-to-land-ogrady/ Spireites blew...
  20. Mr Banana

    [Albion] Southampton Away

    "Piss off you hook-nosed goon", "why don't you try paying attention to the world's greatest messageboard", "you are the more dubious reincarnation of Kanchelskis" etc but........... Can anyone suggest how tricky it would be to get back to the station in time for the last train at 10.30?

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