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"I told you £1Bn wasn't enough"

We'll have to fight Chelsea for him in January now!

What is the surprise? - they didn't order enough shirts....

Didn't want one anyway, we'll be knocked out before they are delivered.

Is it POTG?

It's his stupid schoolboy short back and sides haircut that irritates me. You're a middle aged man, you don't need to do what your mother tells you any more!

Here's a bit of fun; every time Lascelles gets the ball on Saturday we should all shout "Shooooooot...."

Eddie Howe: Alan Tracey:

FFS

I got my Newcastle ones at the same time as the Wham ones. If you are just walking up I would just suggest waving your bit of paper at the steward as mine wasn't checked at all. (nobody tell PBOBE)

This, the flattening of Pervis when the defender made no attempt to get the ball and the trip on Mitoma (which I don't remember).

The way he took out Soucek was a thing of beauty, I can't remember the last time one of our keepers did that.

"Anthony Knockaert - he's simply box office"

It was dripping with puns

Thanks for that, I was wondering when they would be available.

Being able to support your family after escaping the poor-house at Brighton.

Just chuckling at 'The Shed End' forum, this is a brilliant quote: "You just have to laugh really. At this point, the best performing player we have signed from Brighton is Cucurella 🙂"

If you are prepared to pay £5.50 for a scotch egg or £5.80 for a sausage roll, then maybe you should be eating prawn sandwiches a well.

Funnily enough, having read this, when I observed my dog lining up to empty her bowels this afternoon I took note of her alignment. Yep, bum north - head south. Who's a good girl then!