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Anyone there confirm that Fulham were running rings around us playing Potterball?

Zero Tolerance here (alcohol) during contract; that's 12 weeks without a drop. Regular testing keeps you on your toes if you dabble. I choose not to as need the job. By the way, the name of the training, which we're all supposed to go through. "Vacation Hero Training - 2.0" I missed version 1.0

The Serbian (2nd Officer) & Croatian (1st Officer) joined after the Doctor. Sat with me as we are work colleagues, Marko & Milan, nice enough guys. You are very odd Megatroll, but I'm quite enjoying that this (true) story has you so wound up. Calm down.

We have a new Human Resources Director. I had to attend a training session with her this morning. She tried to get us to introduce ourselves to the rest of the group with a song & dance. I walked out. Waiting for repercussions. Happy Clappy Bullcrap.

So we're either pro AK or anti AK now? Right. For me, club legend. End of.

Stat's don't really fly with me when it comes to Knocky. I sat through some dross last season; several games when the atmosphere was flat, a piece of Knocky magic lifted the crowd, which in turn lifted the team & quite often we went on to get a result. No stat's for that though.

I see you edited your post after initially labeling me a "prick". As you're a last word merchant you'll probably stew over this for a while before hitting back with an (in your eyes) intelligent response. You really are having a shocker on this thread Megatroll. Just come out & share with us...

Never had time for scab lifters in the mob mate. "Take your shoes off before entering the sick bay" Do one, poxy stretcher bearers!

Have you met many Americans? Especially right leaning ones whose neck has a hint of rouge? The following line gives you a clue as to what I was getting at. Christ when does the football start?

Definitely not hurt. Bemused maybe.

To give the whole story more context. I was sat on my own, eating my dinner, minding my own business, when the good Doctor moved tables & joined me to start telling me how he thinks the BBC reporting of Trump makes him look bad. I informed him that the Donald does a good enough job of making...

Too long that post mate. Whatever you do, do NOT read the "Bell-Cheeses at Work" thread.

Would not surprise me!

Update. Apparently the Doctor is upset with me & wants an apology. (Will never happen). Also, it seems that the majority of Eastern Europeans here, (I include the Balkan Nations in that group) are big believers in all the 9-11 conspiracies. Surrounded by freakin idiots here!

Never report to the ships doctor; they are ambulance chasing quacks, profiteers of the worst kind. This guy is 73, which begs the question, after a long career supposedly making a decent living; why are you here? Absolute nut job!

They bought them, I kid you not. Apparently I'm the talk of the Officers Mess today for my bluntness. :D

You're bang on with the racist part. He had to look over his shoulder & check for the all clear before he used the word "black". Always a sign!

Did a bit of labouring in the 80's. Summer was shorts & trainers. Never ever saw a high viz vest or hard hat. North Stand in the 70's, prior to the roof coming off. Never had the yellow steps where you couldn't stand. Free for all, & absolutely marvelous it was too.

Apparently Michelle is a man, widely known as Michael among the enlightened. Heard it off our ships Doctor tonight, a good old boy from the U.S who's a proper gun toting disciple of the Donald. He's a big believer in all the usual conspiracy theories about the twin towers too, but his "Michael"...

I've got a couple. They were expensive, it was painful, they are shit.