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Stolen from the Twattersphere: There once was a PM called Truss Whose policies caused quite a fuss But instead of departing She called Mr Kwarteng And pushed the bloke under a bus Then when she had pulled off this stunt Truss got on the phone to Jez Hunt And told him to enforce The opposite...

If that’s true then I don’t see how there’s any argument against taking all reasonable steps to prevent away tickets from getting into the hands of people who aren’t entitled to them.

The Pilot, W4. I went here to meet a couple of fellow Albion fans before the Brentford game. While waiting had some good fish and chips off their ‘match day’ menu, which seems to be a bit more fast food than their standard one. The haddock was perhaps slightly over cooked, but the chips were...

Mitoma on the right - 4; on the left - 6.

Eat a few more and try again?

RIP Fitz. Maybe you’ll get that relationship with Panhandle sorted out now. A brilliant actor.

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Wow! Not a great solution! Imagine the instructions to the intern: “Right. Go through these 3,000 tickets, and write the name on the ticket. Except if the name appears on this other list, when you don’t. Don’t guck it up otherwise we’ll have to invoke the back up procedure of printing another...

Ouch. It’s more than a fair cop, guv. Bang to rights.

How about faggots and peas pudding?

Well, I've spent a good 5 hours sorting through this lot. I definitely want to stay at eight places; six of which have availability. Kin hell, how to choose? Perhaps I'd better delegate that to the boss?

I’ll certainly ask the reservations team at the selected hotel to create an an account on NSC, make the number of moderated posts that are required before a new member can send PMs, and then send a PM to the lucky winner. I can’t guarantee that they’ll oblige though. Obvs.

Blimey! Thanks for all the recommendations. I’ll be selecting a place tomorrow; dates are fixed…

That’s the sort of thing, yes. TVM

I’ve been tasked with sourcing and booking a country house hotel for a 4-5 day stay in November. I know little about such things, so seek input from the NSC hive mind please… Things of interest: must be in England or Wales; country location (not a city), good food a big plus, spa would be nice...

Thanks for the memories, Computer; very sorry your career has ended this way. Good luck in your future endeavours.

@#BarberOut: The OP is Paul Neil Milne Johnstone, living at 37 Wasp Villas, Redbridge, Essex. Glad to be of service.

Were loose

Stoolball is unique in that it is played in every town with a population greater than 10k in the world.