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If you lot like a joke with innuendo, I'll give you one.

I was talking with Mrs Pickles the other day about how many things constitute a collection, or the start of one. She reckons two, on the basis that I have two Lambrettas, but I reckon it's three, seeing as I'd like another...

My view here is, that whether or not this decision suits you personally or financially, doesn't really matter. The important and relevant fact is that the government of our country has chosen to go in this direction, ( irrelevant of what we all know deep down, that net zero has to done for our...

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He was very much of his time, but it was his time. Great entertainment on a weekend evening on telly, when there were only 3 channels....

If Stan Bowles could pass a betting shop like he can pass a football, then he'd be a rich man.

As WS says, £300 a day probably. I can't see him banging out 3 x rooms in 2 days to a quality standard. Maybe he's got another plasterer and a labourer with him?

In the garage having a Vault City apricot sour, Lambretta, doggie, Northern Soul on speaker. Happy Fridat!

Have to admit that I'm having an ice cold Punk in the garage, listening to some Northern soul. Lovely stuff.....

Really with you on this, matey. You'll be fine. I was on the hormone treatment before they changed their mind to remove it. It made me a bit tired but that's not so bad. If you want to chat to any of us, I'm sure a quick pm will sort that.....take care.

Driving along Worthing seafront yesterday, doing 30mph, an electric bike ( obviously unregulated ) was going faster than us along the prom. If one child had the audacity to change direction when walking, he's dead if hit by this cyclist. Cyclists can be wankers too, @Stat Brother, but you carry...

I can't see a problem with them. The protests are minimal disruption and huge publicity for a subject that we should be doing far more about, but the moneymen won't do bugger all. When streakers ( who remembers Erica Rowe ..) used to interup the cricket or rugby, we just laughed and clapped them.

The truth is that he wasn't funny then, he isn't funny now, and he never will be. We all know why he was found to be absolutely hilarious and has become a national treasure, even though the vast majority find him a dreadful performer and would rather stick a marmalade sandwich up their own...

Regarding the fatigue, I'm really struggling with it on a personal note. So frustrating to be knackered totally after doing relatively menial tasks. 7 weeks after op now with follow up next week, recovery going OK I guess, but bloody hell, the tiredness comes from nowhere and is pissing me right...

I'm off to Worcester on Wednesday and very pleased to see that the ( rather expensive I may say ) b & b does fried bread and black pudding in it's Full English....

We laid a small new lawn two weeks ago. Up now with a coffee watering it as I do every day before sunrise and about 10pm every night. Looking spot on and nearly time for the first cut, maybe next week. Quite enjoying it.

I'm now 4 weeks after having it whipped out. All good so far and recovering every day. INSIST on a psa test if they bat you away, you are entitled to it, end of.

For me, RDZ is a legend already even though he's only been here for 5 minutes. I bloody love that guy!

I would rather put a scalpel into my cock eye and twist it, along with fingerings the hottest chilli up my arse at the same time, along with drinking fox piss and eating horse shit.

I had my prostate whipped out last night and am currently in hospital until home time this afternoon. It feels like I've been in a decent game of rugby and tackled a few times, but no pain. I really would beg you guys to get a psa test done just to check, you really have nothing to lose and...