Forget safe standing, we need those bottle/cup holders on the back of the seat in front like you get in the cinema so your drink (without the bottle top) doesn’t get kicked over.
And someone doing the rounds with Wagon Wheels c.1980 design.
I saw this article telling Indian students what to expect here.
https://irshadgul.com/a-coat-a-coat-and-a-pocketbook-what-visitors-to-england-need-to-know-ig-news/
Basically it’s cold and bleak and their bikes are likely to be stolen! And don’t roast your European friends!!!
I was sat in a bar in France during the Rugby World Cup, listening to this French guy tell me how poor our team was and that we had no chance in the tournament.
I said to him in my best Franglais that sometimes the underdog finds out a way to win and surprises everyone. ‘ Like when?‘ he said...
Did your Villa supporting relative also admit that they too would have fallen foul of FFP worse than most had that not got promoted when they did? They were on the brink then but saved by promotion!