This would explain the sudden plethora of Turkish footballer rumours, he must have been spotted by a Turkish sports journalist whilst he visited the clinic.
I really like the idea of us signing Mats Wieffer, so could people only post on this thread if they have a serious update/curious rumour/interesting fact pertaining to. I keep being alerted to more posts and as usual virtually nothing relates to any of the above. Can't people save fish...
A plague on your English pig country and it's effeminate team of tea drinking dogs. Keep this Southgate fool, it's what you deserve for your stinking empire, capitalism, the slave trade, Margaret Thatcher, Cliff Richard and Benny Hill.
Barclays bank have changed their blue rewards account from giving you a fiver every month, to free subscription to Apple TV and MLS. I'd prefer a fiver as both can be obtained for free (allegedly) and not that appealing.
Chester away 1987. 4 piss soaked walls open to the elements and a knee high mountain of shit in the corner. 2nd was the public loo at a bus garage in Bergama Turkey 17 years ago. The urinal was a dry urine crust and 12,000 flies. When the attendant asked for money as I left, I turned looked him...
I love the fact transfer rumours always say former Brighton, even when I've never heard of them. A few years back Garry Nelson said he now says he used to play for Brighton as it sounds impressive whilst in the past Charlton was his name drop.
I am so bored of dicks blasting the ball wide and over from 25 yards after a promising attacking move. The neighbours must think I have tourrettes as I shout 'Wanker!' again. My grandfather used to say if your mate did that in a kick about in the park, you wouldn't pass to him again - yet these...
I took my 13 year old and her mate to hang around Wembley on Sunday. They had a fantastic time, singing dancing and swapping bracelets with dozens of other fans. Unfortunately all the official merch stalls were shut bar one and it only had XL clothing. I had a wonderful time - sitting in the...