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View from my bedroom window in Worthing. Or, maybe not.

It will be a massive jump for a club that has never finished in the top 10, and never amassed more than 50 points in the Premier League.

Only 13 MPs? How will they keep up their quota of sex offenders with only 13 MPs?

This is a team who have a new manager. So far, they’ve beaten a 10 man Burnley at home, an out of form Liverpool, an absolutely knackered West Ham, Newcastle who are diabolical away from home, and Manchester United who are as bad as Newcastle away from home.

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Zahawi: "Every morning as I shave my head in the mirror, I have to pinch myself. How is it that a boy from Baghdad who came to these shores, fleeing persecution and unable to speak a word of English, was able to do as much as I have?" That’ll be giving refugees political asylum then. Bloody...

I’m not sure about this, it could be a bum steer.

Sparkies in the Navy would send juniors to the stores to get a butt plug.

Saw some belters in the Navy. Sending sprogs for tartan breadcrumbs for the scotch eggs. Go and get your tropical raincoats from stores. Sign up for the Malta dog shoot( Malta dog is Navy slang for the trots.) When I was leader of a mess deck we had a young Yorkshireman junior cook who...

Funnily enough, when we played against Rome in the Europa League, we didn’t have words on the big screen or on the pitch side advertising boards, and we were much louder. Personally, I’ve known the words for years, it doesn’t take much to learn them, it’s a great anthem, completely unique to...

I can’t decide if she is mad, deluded, evil, or all 3.

I’m in shock!! I had no idea that Andy Street, now ex West Midlands Mayor is Michael Fabricants partner.!!

Cardiff City, the very definition of’on the beach’

Albert Roux. End of thread.

I took part in one of his Floyd on fish programmes. The man was an arrogant, nasty, bully. He nearly reduced his assistant to tears, so much so, that the Royal Marine Corporal on our course was going to take him to one side and forcibly explain that you don’t treat people that way.

I’m a bit confused now. Is @Beach Seagull, @mustafa ll? Is @Cornwallboy, Mustafa, who didn’t get banned but wanted all his posts taken down cos he didn’t want anyone reading them, who is @Flounce? Is this a Brexit benefit?

Khan was 1/14 on, Hall was 10/1 at the last showing of odds on Skybet. The bookies rarely get it that wrong.

Myself and Mrs LLF voted on our way to work this morning. With my trusty Black ( don’t let them tell you it’s blue) passport in hand, and making my usual point to the officials that there were more Tory MPs arrest for sexual assault in this Parliament than fraudulent voters in the last election.