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Which is the perfect opportunity to suggest a viewing of this classic:

With that rain I think they’d have been as much chance lighting my soggy socks as a firework.

I feel like that every other Saturday at the Amex.

Tried these?

Or flavoured with this (with which I’m showing my age)?

We’ll, if they’re going to charge according to how busy the pub is, then they’ll be giving beer away in Seaford.

You might be right but the ticketing system is treating the package as a season ticket. Those who bought the package on time (dig, dig) can click on their name on the ticketing page, and then click on the season ticket tab, and can see two season tickets: the normal annual one, plus a single one...

I just can’t believe that there’s whinging and whining about ticket exchange. The seats were on sale really recently, and if you’ve now suddenly discovered you have a haircut appointment on one of the days then sod you. You knew what the terms were and I’d, personally, refund nothing for an...

You all seem to like it very cold. I’m happy when it’s in the seventies with the occasional jump into the eighties.

Boris Becker? He’s working on documentaries for Apple TV after living (sometimes not exactly his choice) in the UK.

Just to keep you informed, I’ve just moved from the kitchen to the living room, will wait for the kettle to boil, and then do a loop via the front garden back into a holding pattern round the back door before making another cup of tea, returning to the lounge to make a three point landing on the...

I quite agree with you. I never used to do away games, but managed Forest and Newcastle away at the tail-end of last season and Wolves this. I’ve today booked Villa away for this season. I’m really getting into the swing of away games (I tend to book hotels to make a bit of a weekend of them)...

Here’s part of the club’s reply to my query about lack of takeaway pies in 1901: “Finally, in answer to the queries we have received since the week-end, our traditional “concourse pies” will continue to be available in our 1901 Club from our next home match against West Ham United and for the...

Write to 1901@brightonandhovealbion.com. I have (and to the FAB).

This is the “excuse for a menu” offered this year in 1901. If you want a pie, you have to have a meal of pie and mash instead of buying an individual pie in a bag at the bar. There are no pizzas, and if you want a sausage roll, you have to spend a tenner to have it with wedges and beans. And...

But they’ve taken the pizzas away as well.

But they’ve taken pies away from 1901 lounges!!! Revolt!

It’s a bit obtuse, but I think that guy was the unabomber in the US, implying something blowing-up in your face?

20 per-Santa.

Just love the comment on X: “He’d been drinking on an empty head”.