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Why do you care? Go for a walk around the block or knead some dough to get it out of your system. Choose life. Choose a job...

Where did you bury them?

Sloppy Joe B. Apologies. I'll get my coat. And yes, I know he didn't write it.

Are you actually lumping genius Brian Wilson in with Frankie f#cking Valli? That's like putting John Steinbeck and Barbara Cartland together because they have both written books. Steinbeck pales into insignificance when contrasted with Babs.

See if we can quickly change the photo to one of Titus Bramble.

Which is why they don't deserve him. It's best he stays here and further cements his legend status.

You would think Dale Stephens would have better things to do with his time...

I bet he was tempted.

Failing that, he could repaint the Amex roof. 'Gissajob'.

Got to be nonsense. Surely at some point Dunk will sign a new contract with a couple of years extension to his current one. He will then take on another role, even if not day to day, just like Glenn. Lewis is part of the fabric here. United! Ha ha ha.

Who sits on the sofa with a cup of tea and a chocolate digestive, and thinks I know what will get so and so's attention, I'll send them a picture?! The mind boggles.

It's a bit early to form an accurate opinion of Rutter, but from I've seen so far, he seems big, strong and skillful. He glides past players. Reckon he might be decent for us, fingers crossed.

To paraphrase someone from Only Fools and Horses (can't remember which), Jason Manford is to comedy what Ronnie Corbett is to pole vaulting. Sorry, I just never found him funny. Glad you had a good evening though.

If it was a choice between spending a couple of years in Limassol or, say Stoke, although Stoke no doubt has many plus points, I would probably go for the former.

No goujons this week? Shame that.

Go on Barnsley.

'Zombie TinTin'. Ha ha. First class. I doth my cap.

Yes. And with two tricky away games and the home one against United. Not too shabby at all.

Rice Rice baby my a#se!

More than a little concerned about Saka if he is in the mood here. How far can Pervis be from playing a full game if he is on the bench? Roll on the international break.