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No. No it wasn't. Well, it was because it was given. But, I have never seen anyone fall over in any other sport or walk of life from the type of contact Hudson-Odoi had with Baleba. Only in football would that be deemed sufficient for someone to take a fall. The penalty was 'won'.

Go on Wrexham

Is there a better feeling that taking a good shit (despite the odd looks) whilst filling your tyres with air using other people's credit? God bless Esso.

Quite right. So long as his investment got you into the Premier League....I'm not sure I would be thankful. I would feel more than a little tarnished tbh.

What a wally. It's like giving money away.

Sepultura fronted by Gary Barlow.

Kramer vs Kramer Manchester by the Sea Stop or my Mom Will Shoot (for different reasons)

I may well be wrong, but for me I thought he was our best player tonight. And when moved to midfield he was very good.

I am genuinely sorry to have touched a nerve. I'm pleased you like your new jacket, and I hope you got a good deal on the flight to New York, with enough spare cash to insert in Monster Munch sprinkled g strings.

6. Feeling nothing for the first 45 minutes so complaining to the dealer and taking another, and 15 minutes later being absolutely spangled and dribbling as the double drop hits home with your arms and legs moving randomly while your eyes roll in the back of your head.

'8. Brushing Monster Munch dust off the Barbour jacket you got for a fiver at Oxfam.' I don't know where to begin. What an absolute c#nt.

I would guess at Lanzarote, but having never tasted that particular utopian delicacy, I can't be sure.

Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!

Burns spent 20 minutes rolling around on the ground alone. He seemed to faint every time someone got within 10 metres of him.

Double your money, Try to get rich.

At some point, you would imagine someone at board level at Chelsea would query whether the rest of the board had any pride or self awareness left. It is beyond embarrasing. Are they so incapable of doing anything for themselves? Their sole strategy seems to be buy anyone at Brighton who seems...

Conrad Softer

I hope you are not including Steven Seagal in that shower of shite. Arguably the finest thespian of his generation. 'Has anybody seen Ritchie?'. Incredible work.

Agreed. It's about generating/clawing back income. If it was about safety or providing a service, it would surely be so much easier to explain matters and get fines cancelled. You would be listened to rather than being stonewalled.

Not as nice as their Ipswiff aftershave.