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That's surely a fair price for the oldest football club in the whole world.

This was after a goal though. You would have to ensure fans stay seated at all times. It shouldn't be a problem for us as the shop dummies in the East and West upper barely move anyway.;)

Jaffa cakes aren't biscuits though, surely. B(iscuit)FIFA out!

Pink Wafers will surely be the whipping boys here. Must have have come through a very poor qualifying group.

Splitter.

Those custard creams are in there somewhere.

I'm holding back for the Caribou Best British Biscuit Cup. No foreign muck.

I'm already practicing folding my arms, looking pensive and occasionally tutting for when that day arrives.

What a great question. I'm going to sit firmly on my arse while someone crunches the numbers. Come on statos who will take the glory?

Excellent. This reminded me of this vic and bob sketch for some weird reason. (Sorry, not related to the thread at all but what the hell).

On the plus side, I thought he looks a bit like Lewis Hamilton in the obligatory wag photo. But do we really want a player who can't be bothered to tie his own shoelaces? I'm out on this one.

To be honest I'd like to do away with all pundits and co-commentators on tv anyway. With a couple of exceptions (Danny Murphy, Robbie earle) they are all dreadful. I'll make up my own mind about the match/incidents thanks very much. Bottom of the steaming pile for me are Stephen "hahaha"...

That's a hell of a windpipe. Is that good or bad? Not sure.

I have it on good authority his income was split equally between drugs and pimping. Personally I would have had him down as a pimp though. His income from the nark police slush fund remains unknown to this day.

I don't want to worry anyone unduly, but the palace transfer supremo has been spotted heading to Gatwick with a carrier bag packed with ring fenced cash.

Join the chub.

The bloke I stand next to shouted SHOOOT just before, so I reckon it's either you or him in line to take the plaudits. Mind you he does shout that about 40 times a game, so I suppose broken clocks and all that...

If he signs I'd suggest he takes his ID with him when he's out on the town. He looks about 14!

Went pml to Stratford before and pretty much got straight on the platform.