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Villa No Villa fan ever shagged my partner / tried to take my kids off me. Weasel deserves a sh!t day out.

Posh Spice is a slapper The exact opposite of a nun And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Balogun

...but still manage to score at least twice against us

Getting kicked in the ring is I imagine enough to make most a tad wobbly.

Apologies, I was convinced they were the worst pair I'd ever seen. Must have each been half of a terrible pairing with two other non-legends! Blimey, I've seen some clowns play for us over the years.

In a defensive pairing with Ashley Neal #shudder

Three tedious draws

Good article, top bloke it seems. Just one thing though... can't players sort their own parking tickets (or even, and I know this is a massive leap of faith... park better in the first place)?

Please tell me this isn't going to be a Jack Straw style ground-dismantling thread?! Give Falmer its AONB (muddy brown field) back...

Heard "cannyplayatleftback"

Thomas Markle's tailor?

Seems fair enough, keeper was cheating by running miles off his line.

**** off

Yep, have £5 on at 50/1. Very happy to lose £5, but the insurance will be nice if we somehow manage to fluke / flunk our way back to the Championship.

What am I supposed to have done now?

Phillip Schofield / tangled in rope-slide

Sunderland November 1985 It rained and we lost

Your Mum

Haven't read back so apologies if this has been answered already.... does anyone know, can tickets previously bought for lower tier, now be swapped by the club for ESU?

Take it as a nice reminder that the cvnt is dead. Just Archer to go now, hopefully slowly and painfully.