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Well, at a time when my life is falling to bits because my partner has turned out to be a lying, cheating bitch... ...the advert is the one thing to put a smile on my face in the last week. Well, that and Grant Hanley's header for the Jocks on Friday - hilariously bad!!!

I like this idea. For me though, I have extended it. Weekly bet of: Win for us Defeats for Palace, Portsmouth, Crawley and Fulham Only staking £1 a time so not exactly chucking money at it. Nearest so far 3 of 5, but it will happen one day!

Portsmouth lost at home to Wycombe in the cup (Wycombe were 4/1 to win)

Ever had a girlfriend?

Fulham finishing above us would kill me. I feckin hate Fulham. On account of my missus has walked out on me for a Fulham fan. I hate him and I hate them.

Should try living in London Colney :down:

Started to work for Midland Bank Didn't quit working for Midland Bank

Not me, so technically doesn't count, but... A friend of a friend recently took his dogs for a walk. One ran off straight into / under a combine harvester. He had to walk round picking up bits of dog. I'm guessing that was a pretty sh!t experience.

The Northern Line is running with no delays

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

were fail to sign a striker

"Fvck me that's horrific" says anybody who's ever seen that, ever

"Don't tell him Pike"

Dean Saunders: Great player Great story-teller Terrible Manager :lol:

Would be a lot better playing in front of a decent left-back. Bong has been awful so far.

Which you should have won, but f#cked it up

Fantastique No. 5 - Plastic Fantastic

Sorry, yes a tad unfair of me, probably cos I missed all of pre-match trying to get a stream!

...contributed about as much to the post-match interview, as he did for us on the pitch

I'm in, nice one, thanks Taybha There's no relegation, right?