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It brings a whole new meaning to the bottle tops ban.

Yes, yes he is.

Mostly Franz Beckenbauer and Gerhard Muller

No - ridiculously long for the offence. If everyone who caused a traffic jam got similar, there wouldn't be much room left on the commute.

I read absolutely everything - if it's interesting.

And he's orange with ridiculous hair.

£65...... For that......

Also its the wrong blue - too pale.

Why the ridiculous pin stripe? Another one to the add to the "won't be buying that" collection.

Not this one please.

Far east television schedules?

Not that it counts, but I haven't been excited by an England football match since 14 June 1970. Although I was distraught on 21 May 1983. I don't get excited by Brighton games - just "tense".

Presumably you have issues with Kennedy's assassination and the moon landings as well FFS.

As the rain is forecast to clear by 8pm today, I might cut the grass some time around then.

Highlights here https://sussexcricket.co.uk/match-centre?customer-id=B20CB641-6F61-4AEA-AD19-8CF645FBB399&match-id=51b8a282-aa6b-4d9c-a4f9-d209d735a89c&incrowd-live-blog-id=&tab=m_scorecard

I've still got the Wisdens from the 1990s when we were woeful.

Apparently the way round the QR code parking scam would be for councils to display the code on the screen of the parking machines as you pay, rather than some dodgy sticker that anyone can deface. Except not many do. The machines that could do this are not cheap so it needs a significant...

You don't know that. One or two might be quite good.