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Did I get 13 fucks in? Apologies I thought it was generally understood that in this country, in most scenarios, the number of fucks are inversely proportional to the level of intended abuse. Now if I had started my reply with "with all due respect" I would actually consider you vermin. If you...

So you totally f***ed it up. Called the club to say you'd f***ed up. They somewhat unfucked you even though they were within their rights to just f*** you off. You think you may still be totally f***ed so it's all the clubs f***ing fault even though the f***ing up was all yours. How f***ing...

Well the article has got a point. They've spent huge money and wages on loads of players who don't seem that good, so a keeper who seems at least decent for £25m is obviously their best signing.

Part of the trickiness is surely that the club can't be seen to encourage ticketless fans to travel and would be punished for doing so. If a few hours before kick off they announce that if any fans happen to be able to make it to Amsterdam in the next hour they can now buy a ticket that would...

So where is this other fan being chosen from and given the ticket has been paid for what are they being charged for it?

Last contact I had was the email saying dispatch date had been delayed and would now be despatched from 9 October.

What's the difference between a truck load of bricks and a truck load of babies? Can't unload bricks with a pitchfork.

Zola is right when he says you can see what this Italy team are about and how they want to play. Joe Cole clearly an imbecile. Turgid team which scaped a pen from the current best footballer in the world managing a 1-2 with one of the worlds best strikers. Seriously best footballer in world...

Other bits of faint interest. Slabhead briefly putting his studs on the ball (look what I've learned!) before playing a safe pass backwards way before pressure arrived Brief shot of Kyle Walker rolling his eyes which to me clearly said "why tf are these two playing CB when Dunky is in the squad?"

That Italy goal was very dezerbiball. Cruyff turn from the keeper inside the 6 yard box leads to a goal. Outstanding. Unless I've misremembered because this is an England match and I don't pay full attention unless Dunk is on.

Well I've given it to my brother for his birthday. I'm pretty certain he has never listened to the podcast but as he's done a bit of legal work for the FA against dodgy agents and likes football he can bloody well pretend to appreciate the amount of thought that might have gone into this gift...

Dunky knows what he's doing in the centre, but Tomori and Colwill really don't seem to know how to position themselves when we have possession. That and palace keeper behind and not about money or passing forwards Henderson in front of him it should be a bigger mess than it is. Sockboy looking...

Being a suspicious bastard I think this is waistcoats attempt to shuffle dunk back down the pecking order by picking what he'll see as the inexperience of Tomori alongside, a stand in LB and an oft AWOL RB. Hopefully instead we'll get a masterclass of modern football.

3 of the back four have played for Brighton.

If you weren't Gareth you'd probably consider tonight a good opportunity to look at all permutations of Dunk Stones and Colwill at CB, and could easily accomplish that s well as giving Levi some time at LB. So now I've ruled that out I've no idea what Gareth will do. Guehi Maguire?

In the rare event of having it in a sandwich or in toast - crunchy. But I keep smooth for adding to smoothies or knocking up a quick sauce.

They certainly have the ability to find and kill Hamas leaders. It's just the last time they bothered to do so was when Hamas had a leader who was unusually willing to engage with a peace process.

Seems to be a woeful lack of anyone in leadership urging restaurant towards Israel. Using the past 20 years as a guide they'll be looking to kill 1 million Palestinians before easing up.

Bog brushes are not suitable for breaking a grizzlys back. You just get a particularly shitty brush that's hard to clean. You need a separate breaker upper, slicer, or masher for that bend blocker. I tend to grab a stick but I shall be fashioning a dedicated turd breaker in the future.

For balance I have seen clips of Israelis cheering as they drive cars backwards and forwards over dead Palestinians.