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One of my neighbours, a rather portly lesbian with a vile potty mouth, deals in this kind of thing. Some of the contraptions I've seen are medieval in appearance and have a dark web live sex show vibe going on. I'm no prude but being strapped to a bench adorned in leather and studded buckles and...

Finished watching this a few days ago, me and the Mrs absolutely loved it, so many Easter eggs while still telling a new story. It felt very authentic, clearly a lot of thought has gone into it and I can't wait for season two already. I've got Fallout 4 downloaded on my PS5 eagerly awaiting the...

They've already sent out an email saying it's a strictly no phones event so people will be forced to have fun instead of documenting their every move. I hope I can get a couple of photos at least as I can't see me doing another event after this one. The sanctuary is now an IKEA and I believe the...

Without a doubt. Me and my brother included, both overweight and unfit. Still, I will definitely get around to pressing the buy button on that rowing machine that's been sat in my basket for 4 months. Probably.

Me and my brother are going to a revival night in November just over the back from what used to be the sanctuary. There's still tickets available for the following week.

Yeah, I used to go by that name on a website called Choons.net where a bunch of us would upload our mixes (I was a bedroom DJ for years) and just brought the name with me onto here.

And that's not even the half of it. My mates say I should write a book about my life, it's been a mad journey but I'm glad it's settled now. I met my Mrs almost 10 years ago and she's played a huge part in helping me focus on what matters.

The 90's without a doubt were an absolute rollercoaster. I was into jungle techno early 90's, started going to Sterns when I was 14. Due to a cheating girlfriend trying to start a fight between me and the lad she cheated on me with, me and him saw her for what she was and ended up being really...

She made a grave mistake and I'm sure there'll be reaper-cussions. I doubt she'll be able to dig herself out of this. All that hassle just to urn some ill-gotten money. Absolute rotter.

Lucy Edwards Ricky Gervais

I can't wait for that wanky club to fold.

That offends my eyes.

You can just say crystal palace you know.

What a load of shit.

#StanleyOut

Very poor game of football. We look so slow, predictable, toothless. And this female commentator's whiny voice is making it even more painful. Can't see how we change the game.

I used to have the original VR headset for my PS5, never suffered motion sickness but it can be very draining if you play for any length of time. Anything like a space simulator where you can move in any direction will be more likely to churn your guts, you definitely feel your stomach drop in...

Only shirt I have that would be worth anything, no idea how much though.

Burnley - 2 Man City - 0 Bournemouth - 2 Villa - 0 Newcastle - 1 Chelsea - 1 Man United - 3 9. Possibly deciding with heart rather than head though.