This year I dug up large patches of lawn in an area of the garden we hardly used. I bought and scattered a load of pollinator friendly seeds and this summer we have loads of different species of bees and butterflies. I've put a load of offcuts and logs from apple trees and cherry trees that I've...
Which is odd because the characters names were Tom the Cabin Boy and Master Mates. The characters you mentioned never existed.
But hey, lets not let the truth get in the way of good old Political Correctness gone mad story.
I had a friend who worked for Ford as an engine development engineer.
He was involved in a project with Chinese car manufacturers which was pulled by the Chinese but only after products had been developed to a point whereby they could just go off and make them themselves.
Well Eddie Grace's Buick got four bullet holes in the side
And Charlie DeLisle is sittin' at the top of an avocado tree
Mrs. Storm will stab you with a steak knife, if you step on her lawn
I got a half a pack of Lucky Strikes, man, so come along with me
Let's fill our pockets with macadamia nuts...
Im sure people know of this book, but its a great document of proper 80's jangley guitar.
(Plus it has an ace pic of my missus on stage at Dingwalls !)
https://www.cicadabooks.co.uk/books/p/a-scene-in-between