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Well, I've just gone overdrawn on the brownie points. Was told Friday that daughter and SiL are coming round for Sunday roast. Told Mrs SS that we need to be done eating by 2pm as footie on the box. Mrs SS not happy. Any unwanted / surplus valentines chocolates would be very welcome ...

Similar to the one I heard ... There once were two school kids from Aberystwyth Who made love with the lips that they kissed with But as they grew older They also grew bolder Making love with the things that they pissed with

OTHER - 1-5 to the Albion - finally it clicks

I think the Duke & Dutchess of Sussex should abdicate that title and buy Duke & Dutchess of California, or LA or America to show their true aligence.

So sorry @pasty If Misty usually gets stressed when going to the vets many vets will offer a home visit to make the final hour less uncomfortable (maybe for you too)

Can't be many folk who have £50k credit limit on a credit card. Interest on a CC will be more than PCP Doubt car dealers will take a CC payment that big as they will incur serious fees. If you have one, why not add it to your mortgage. Then pay it off when you get the cash. Or maybe put the...

Are you sure? (Or have you whooshed me?) My understanding is that Shrove Tuesday is the big feast before Ash Wednesday which is the start of Lent. 40 days before Easter. We all binge on pancakes but often ignore Lent.

Unless you are a member or have paid your green-fee. Just no slow play ... And two-balls have preference ...

Does rum not make a pancake go soggy?

Anyone choosing meat paste for a pancake filling needs a serious word with themselves. For a type 1 diabetic this is an insulin big-dose day for me as the carb intake is horrific. Golden syrup, Nutella, sugar/lemon. Not necessarily in that order. 2 of each and I'm done. Youngest daughter...

Given she is an ex-boxer, her face is in remarkably good condition.

Where does "dark arts" end and "bell endery" begin? Is it dark arts when it's our player and bell enders if it's an opponent? Maddison seems to moan at refs rather than wind up opponents, must be that?

Women playing Wolves at the Bucks Head [Telford] tomorrow [Sunday] which is only a mile from my place. Do they travel up the night before as I've just seen a coach parked-up down my road [very unusual] close to the Hadley Park Hotel. I'm cricket coaching tomorrow so a bit disappointed I can't...

A tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of what global mobile phones create in CO2 and data traffic / server use? Unless your doorbell runs on diesel?

Another disappointing transfer due to no excitement on Flight Radar tracking updates. #loveitreally

Fishing? Google will provide the info you require.

That used to be my security strategy too - most expensive single item was an £800 laptop. Several years ago I had a free property security review and I was very surprised to be made aware that my most valuable asset was in fact my identity. If someone broke in, how quick / easy would it be to...

Really depends what speed / quality your garden office requires. Proper / best way is to ethernet cable from your router to the shed and have a wireless access point in the shed.

All of us will have experienced an injury at some point in our lives. It is the individual who feels the pain, discomfort, tightness. Medical staff will always ask "how does it feel" and the player is trusted to answer honestly, esp as a professional sportsman where potentially their career...

Can we ask Astrid Wett for her thoughts and comments on this ....