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Yep spurs 78, I was 15, my mate and I got beaten up in the back streets a few hours before kick off.

In golfing parlance, you do realise that you must ask for the course owner’s permission, to play the back 9.

I’m significantly overdrawn on Brownie Points, having amassed my 467 STH points. So, Mrs W being a huge Downton Abbey fan, on Valentine’s night I’m taking her to Highclere Castle (where the series is filmed) for champagne and canapés.

EK, absolutely every single one of us are with you, right now, and forever.

If there’s 8 minutes added time left, and you’re 2 goals up, just get your entire team sin binned with blue cards. The oppo would be able to walk one goal into the open net, but then theres no-one to take the kick off so the game ends and you win by one. Brilliant.

I go back to late 1984 when I was blue-lighted from my flat in Hove to the RSCH with cardiac issues, they were brilliant then, and it sounds like 40 years later they are brilliant now. I woke up the morning after and one of the Nurses said ‘you’re a lucky man, we had that Norman Tebbit in this...

I hope so, along with absolutely minimal collateral human suffering. Just render the war-monger completely impotent please.

My middle lad lives near Albert Park in Melbourne, rents a place there. Moved to a new rental a couple of weeks ago, and the mattress in the new place was sheight. Cycling home from St Kilda one day he saw a belting almost new high end brand king mattress in a skip, someone doing a full refurb...

When in Iceland for a family reunion about 18 years ago, we went to a flea market because we thought there might be some interesting and different stuff. I bartered the seller down on two decorative brass table oil burners, from what was about £60 at the time to about £20. Turns out they were...

This one will put me on 467. Points-tastic cup ticket!

Quick rough check suggests only 280 sold in the first hour.

Yes I’m sure if he persilveres, he’ll come good.

Sat next to him on a flight to Warsaw during the Euros 2012. Proper miserable grumpy bastard. Really unnecessarily so, no-one was pestering him, just a proper self-miserable CJTC.

“Over Easter weekend I would like to go to Liverpool with my son and my Mrs would like to go for a Spa day”. First world problems!

Maybe they should do the penalty shoot out before the main match kick off, then maybe we can all get home.

The last train out is 22.45 and I'm booked on it. The game proper will end at 21.45. ET would run from 21.50 to 22.25. And it’s a 15 minute walk to the station. So, I would miss penalties. And so would anyone else heading south.

Patrick with the two stripes near the heel, the first boots available with aluminium studs in the late 70s. And for harder pitches, adidas, moulded with 27 studs.

Feckin boooo. Got an equivalent annual return of 2.8% on the February 1st draw. I think the new average luck rate of return is 4.4%. So I was miles behind that. Feckin, boooo.

On the strength of suggestions on here, I’ve just bought a vit D high strength quick absorption spray. Brilliant stuff. Apparently the body dispels any excess taken, so get stuffing the vit D in, you can hardly go wrong.

There is a £100k winner in Brighton and Hove with a total holding of £5795. The winning bond was purchased in Feb 23. Been through the entire list of Feb winners down to £5k, and not joking, there are a LOT of B&H area winners this month, a lot more than usual.