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Is this anything to do with the Tomasz Kuszczak chant? ;)

Or we could pancake, that would all leave us feeling flat.

But hasn't football moved away from gratuitous violence now? I read somewhere today that the police were asking football clubs in these areas for their facial recognition records to try and identify the rioters. This automatically associates football with right-wing fanatics and also explains...

What's football got to do with it?

I can't help thinking that we chose that away kit to try and mislead Pascal into thinking he was already at Dortmund.

If you have a smartphone then it should have a Google Lens function on it. It's a small square camera -shaped icon, maybe next to the microphone icon. Take a photo with that and it will link to any similar items that are on sale online. It should give you an idea of the value.

Losing gross & fati means we have at least trimmed the squad down a bit.

Starmer is a paid up member of the World Economic Forum/ Davos/ New World Order call it what you will. He will do what they tell him.

If there's a £20Bn black hole in the budget then cut spending by £20Bn. Problem solved - next!

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist von den aalen voll - my hovercraft is full of eels.

So what was his answer when you asked him about the England job?

I would have thought the first thing Eve said was : "Hello, who are you?" Not just launch into a comment about his erect appendage.

Do we have any fullbacks?

'Not the nine o'clock news' was definitely worth paying the license fee for. In fact I would willing pay £400 a year for it.

All these entitled 'celebs' seen to think they just have to turn up and say "Don't you know who I am?" and expect to be handed the glitterball. It must come as a bit of a shock to their cosy cossetted lives to find they actually have to work damned hard, week in and week out, to become a good...

Doe!

Adult shirt £20? Bargain!

Rumour has it they're selling their women's team to themselves now.

That's because he/she is taking the day off errr... I mean wfh!

I'm either the inventor of a teleporter machine or it wasn't me. Clue: I don't have that shirt. You decide.