I hear what you say but constitutional changes (and many others) require at least 60 senators to vote for them, not a simple majority of 51. The possibility of 60 senators voting to amend the constitution in that way is close to zero.
It's also quite possible that the Dems will gain control of...
Buy an electric beard trimmer, set the length to 3mm or 6mm and use it once or twice a week. Very easy and quick. You may still look like a c**t but you will have a neat beard.
Male amateur boxers no longer wear head protection because there is more likelihood of brain bamage when wearing them. The reason being that the bicer absorbs more punches but the brain "swirls" inside the skull.
Hang on, that can't be right. Haven't they got a generational talent who single-handedly won (lost) the euro final in there? You know, the one who's going to be the backbone of England for the next 10 years.