Was going through a load of stuff of mine I've got in storage at the mother's house, and came across this letter from one certain Bill Archer. I haven't got the foggiest what I wrote to him back in '96, but this is what he was fobbing us off with at the time.
Got a few red (or were they blue) cards up at Pitch Invasion when the red mist descended - and I was the goalkeeper, so doubt I'd last long in a derby game.
I actually quite like that.
But then again, I think Steven Dobbie's chant should be to the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton, and Andrea Orlandi's to the tune of Come on and join the Conga.
The old guy next to me shouted for the ref to book Kuszczak for time wasting, when he had the ball at his feet. In play. When we were winning. FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR.