I still regret not “having words” with him when I saw him in Eastbourne M&S once, but because I was laden down with Christmas presents and with my sister at the time, it was a fleeting opportunity I didn’t take.
But still proud to this day of my ‘Jo Bellotti and the dandruff brush’ moment at...
Starbucks/Costa/Nero/Pret etc where someone has taken a 4-seat table to themselves, (maybe) bought one drink, plugged their laptop and phone charger into the building sockets/power supply, and proceeded to sit there for hours and hours on end, no matter how busy the place gets around them…
Such a smart decision.
Oh yes, I’ll sign for Chelsea, who already have 48 other players in my position, most of whom they spent over £380m each on. Guaranteed to be first choice there, aren’t I.
But then maybe TROUSERING a slightly more obscene amount of CASH than the other obscene amount of...
You could have real fun with this. For every looney tinfoil hat topic he launches into, come up with something even more ridiculous and blatantly nonsense, then act surprised and aggrieved if he questions it. And just keep at it, don’t let up or admit you’re playing a game - go all in.