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I'm confident that we'll prevent Grimsby from getting into double figures.

Came on as a 79th minute substitute at Villa park today. What fantastic news !

Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

We've already thrashed them 1 : 1 this season. Fulham had one shot on target at the Amex in 90 minutes. What could possibly go wrong ?

That's assuming that it actually does end. This is a war of attrition, with no ending in sight. Meanwhile, I just hope that I live long enough to watch Putin's funeral on the box..........

C'mon be honest ! Anyone else into the Diana Rigg / Patrick Macnee classics ? The plots, such as they are, suggest that the imagination of the writer was aided and abetted by the use of hallucinogenic drugs. This, lunatic adversaries with the most outrageous schemes to either bring down the...

I remember my brother when he was a kid seeing a block of flats out of the car window, and saying, "theres a flock of blotz".

Done.

I'm still seething about the Notts County tactics at Wembley ! Their goalkeeper was writhing around when play was about 80 metres away. We played the football, they scored the goals. Tommy Johnson was unplayable that afternoon.

That Sam Smith guy is so talented. If he'd been around in the mid 60's, no one would have heard of Bob Dylan. That Putin guy's such a lovely fella. He makes Mother Teresa look positively psychotic by comparison. If he'd studied theology, instead of genocide, he could have been Pope by now.

I'm more interested in avoiding long term injuries. Palace don't do ballet.

I'm still waiting for the sequel to 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest'.

As far as I'm concerned, it was downhill all the way after 'Alan's psychedelic breakfast'.

I think the use of vowels on NSC shouldld be banned.

Citeh, Newcastle and Chelsea and Hove Albion.

No self respecting drug dealer should be without a killing machine. It goes with the territory. We used to have a labradoodle. (Porky the incontinent wonder dog). She was he most passive creature that I've ever come into contact with. There was one particular dog that, when Porky saw it, she...

I always find that a harpoon gun comes in handy.

He was obviously born in Sri Lanka. It's rhyming slang.

188,000 Russian soldiers killed or injured ? Collateral damage as far a a psychotic delusional megalomaniac is concerned.