Hello, Mr Chairman
A rival Premier League football Club has offered to sell us their analytics software to help us improve on recruitment and tactical awareness of opposition
Oh that’s great news. Hopefully you negotiated a good price. Do you trust them?
Yes, yes I really do.
Does anyone know who we can recharge for the extortionate cost of data roaming as we’re currently in Europe paying an extra mortgage
Is it Johnson or Farage?
Asking for a friend
Fascinating.
In the end they went for Keith Burkinshaw.
And were relegated.
But they stuck with him and were promoted (in that infamous stitch up last game)
And then went on to win in Europe and domestically