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DPD seem to think they've successfully delivered if they take a photo of the parcel lying in the hallway of a random property in the same postcode. Have had that happen with these shysters multiple times in the past. Follow it up as a non-delivery, pure and simple

Wouldn't happen in Scotland

Racialist! :angry:

I'm no expert admittedly, but it appears to be some kind of granite-effect work surface

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

That is all ❤️ apologies for weird-looking link - which is kosher)...

This month's remaining telly matches - incl Preliminary Finals on Friday and Saturday

These are a superb book. Guess they're going to have to bring out an updated version now

Racialist! :angry:

I've got a feeling about this one

😱

The year I moved to Brighton the Argus reported that a couple went to register their newborn's name as Beelzebub. The registrar refused to accept it 😀 In the same year, my Brighton landlord's mate, a Pink Floyd roadie, successfully registered the birth of his daughter Parody Tralala 😀

Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Amex cheeseburgers

And that's just on NSC

4-0 Napoli FT :clap:

Scottish maestros ON! On 70ish mins with Napoli 3-0 UP!

Game suspended. Public announcements to the effect of could c*nts please stop being c*nts. Something something fireworks 😀

Won't be for long tho eh? Forza Scozia! :clap:

Anybody else think that Jarred/Jarrod is the freakiest name ever? Always makes me think of...

Pots calling the kettle orange