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this England team bring 'zero joy'. TTA was less understandable than Gerald from Clarksons Farm.

Sorry, but that joke does not work. The premise of the joke is that people pronounce the names incorrectly whereas your reply, in order to facilitate the humour, involves pronouncing the name correctly. It's not a joke about people not liking abbreviated replies. I am also out.

Great stuff. was screaming at the tele in total silence as my wife (teacher) is hosting parents evening online in the same room!

Ooo you worked hard for that!

I drove from Toronto to Niagara a few years ago and it was a painful journey though i think travelling over thanksgiving was a mistake (i was unaware). TBH i was thoroughly underwhelmed by Niagara Falls or more the Americanised carnival that surrounds it. Had I not already arrived later than...

I'll give the dull, but correct, answer. It's the age at which his grandfather, who was a huge figure in his childhood, died.

Context, my friend, context. Chapeau' translates as 'hat' but it means far more. Used to indicate respect for a fellow cyclist's efforts, achievement or endeavour @Weststander not that I'm a cyclist...(y)

Wow. Really didn't think they were going to make it. Chapeau indeed. Now, Cavendish?

Cav really struggling. Hope he makes it through.

Do you know how long the wait time is to get a test now? And the ludicrous system they use which means the rest allocated to you might be in Humberside (as my daughters was) - once yiu have a test assigned you then have to cancel it and hope someone does the same fir a test local to you that you...

I took my mum's car keys away and declared it SORN. Her car looked like a bumper car (and had £1300 worth of bodywork repair shortly before I took action) and I was getting complaints from residents in her village.

Fair question. I was stung multiple times in one year when I had a wasps nest in the wall cavity next to my bedroom (I was about 10). By the end of that summer stings no longer hurt. The fearlessness you have when you believe yourself to be immune means that I have only been stung once in the 40...

is this a good time to mention that i'm immune to wasp stings? (i think)

God I wish I was in a world where she had written a song about me as an old fling, even if if was called '60 seconds of regret'...

Or extreme levels of talent.

erm, yeah...

Me. Seems the type. 'Late middle aged man likes dad rock' shocker

2 of my daughters went to the Cardiff show on Monday. They loved it. Sure all those going to Wembley will too. Even if it's not your thing, it's one hell of an occasion.

Very sad indeed, but makes a good change to not think (with respect) 'gone too early'. RIP

Well this game has woken up.