I'm outraged and think it's the fault of the people on the boats!
Alternatively I don't really like nationalism and find it depressing that it's seen as natural, yet it's barely 150 years old as a concept.
My grandfather was RAF ground crew during the 2nd World War. He would load the bombs that destroyed Dresden etc. For which he felt eternal shame and haunted his sleep till his death. Whilst on the bombers return his job was to remove the tail gunner. Apparently they very rarely survived and the...
I had breakfast at a cafe with him whilst shooting a documentary about Mods. He was fantastic company and as a Mod he payed me the highest compliment - he loved my trousers.
Oh I just remembered I met Garry Nelson as well and he offered to buy me a cup of tea, unfortunately I don't drink tea or...
I don't think we're even close to hitting our stride yet. The new signings need to be integrated and Hurzeler's style has yet to be developed by the squad. Happy days brothers and sisters.
I don't want to come across all Ricky Gervais, but the Qur'an. Lots of mates and students kept telling me I should read it. I got three quarters of the way through and could take no more. It was as boring as the Bible. I've been told it's beautiful poetry in Arabic, but my knowledge of other...
Not really, kids usually see other kids as a soft target. The vast majority of violence perpertred by under 20s is on the under 20s. Whilst the vast majority of murder victims knew or were related to their murderer. On average one child a year is killed by strangers. Most sexual abuse is...
My great grandfather ran a kosher chippy in The Cut in south London from the 1930s to the '70s. He claimed cod was riddled with parasites so my mum always has Haddock. Personally prefer cod, but my local chippy has become a tourist attraction since Banksy daubed it.
Didn't go today, even though it's half an hour from my home. But Tuesday was a nightmare: with no park and ride a larger percentage needed the train, so Southern decided not to put on any extra trains and Thameslink cancelled their later trains from Brighton to London. I'm not sure why the last...
Funny thinking about it, but those new signings that are injured means we've paid £100 million for just 4 players who can't play against Arsenal. That's pretty big league and no mistake - how far we've come.