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the campest 14-yr old ever

worst. film. ever. and me mate's cousin is in it (the big tall millwall lad). he was SO excited before it was released - oh, my cousin, he's in a film, brilliant it is - i'll get you a copy!' i find it best to try and avoid the subject with him now. i'm so embarrassed for the lad. bloody hell!

someone's reading their Eastbourne Herald too literally!!!

elbow, elbow, ELBOW!

avoid langney/shinewater/willingdon trees, maybe look out for meads/old town as desired areas. town centre is half decent and half awful - avoid particularly the langney road and pevensey road areas (unless you love crack, cheap lager and being harassed) but around upperton is very nice - large...

italy. that fuckwit berlusconi called his party 'forza italia' (come on italy) to basically steal all the far-right boneheads off the other far-right parties, and unite them under his own branch of 'politics', by using national flags, racist rhetoric and bullying.

ah, bless ya, you CAN manage to get your commas to hover. congratulations. so, next step in your education, now you've mastered the punctuation - is it time to move onto spelling?

BWS, march for the flag who,s going? that's a very interestingly placed comma. . . . . do you not know how to get it up?

no, should i be?

Come On The Mighty Eastbourne Boro!

LEWIS HAMILTON? personality. . . . ummmm. . . . . . .if it really is for personality and not some pointless polularity contest, give it to ricky hatton. at least he's funny (despite looking like he's melted a bit). lewis hamilton is the second most dull person in the world.

woo hoo! thailand on sunday for three weeks, woo hoo! once more for luck - woo hoo!

will anyone be happening along to this at the weekend? friday is traditionally the big night, over 130 beers, 30 perries and ciders, live music, good food, beer wenches. . . . it isnt a million miles from heaven, all things considered

"Well Bent's scored regularly for the last two season in the Premiership. It still baffles me that people are fooled by Defoe." hallelujah to that. defoe is the worst kind of one trick pony - 'run straight at defender, try and work it onto me right foot and spank it as hard as i can'. thats...

i say huzzah. cats are f***ing wankers anyways. good on you!

ahhhhh. . . . . didnt know they had a no-football shirts policy to be honest - not much call for footy shirts round that neck of the woods. think i'll head there before just to admire the uni birds who always flock there, for some weird reason. . . .

OH YES, and verily i do proscribe that bibendum shall be the place for a pre (and probably post) match pint or two. now get that sun back out! :albion2:

Ah, i'm quite moist of eye now. . . .

chuck palahniuk, choke - thats a splendid read. and i have just finished orwell's down and out in paris and london, which kind of reminds me a bit of me in oz at the moment! no work, no money, bread n dripping for every meal. . . both are darn good reads, anyways

the goals on sunday pictures are a composition of lotsa top flight grounds, cannot remember the exact order but it features anfield, highbury, stamford bridge, white hart lane and old trafford and i think st james park. sat stoned in me old flat once with two mates - absolutely off our knockers...