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Some equaliser for Roma from Pellegrini. Roma, it transpires, have goal music :ohmy:

Galatasaray losing early on. Tiny Tears on the bench.

Outrageous bit of cheating by Llorente for Roma there, trying to win a penalty. Embarrassing.

Marseilles again would be the crappiest draw for me. I'd rather go anywhere else than there again. What's the point if you can draw the same opponent twice within a couple of rounds?

The silence when the ball hit the net was quite spectacular. I assume there aren't that many away fans there.

Losing to Feyenoord early on...VAR check pending. Edit: goal confirmed :thumbsup:

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This is objectively hilarious. Even more so if they couldn't find a buyer and he ends up sat at Stamford Bridge for the next six years, as third choice. Is that a bit vindictive? :lol: I still can't believe we got £25m for him, that's utterly outstanding.

Yeah, never heard of the connection myself: much less Cantona and Pirlo!

That's a decent record, even at that level. Google suggests he's from the Irish Traveller community. I mention this purely as a point of interest due to the relative rarity of such a background in football, so please, please: no derogatory responses, folks. Would make him the subject of...

Nigel Farage is going to lose his mind when he stands on the cliffs with nothing but a pair of binoculars and a camera crew for company, and spots a flotilla of small boats in the middle of the Channel.

I find myself in the highly unusual position of being desperate to see Liverpool win a trophy next weekend. And also becoming anxious that, despite them manifestly being a better team than Mr Toad's London Cowboys, the presence of Kelleher in goal is basically a gift to Chelsea.

Liverpool 0 Luton 1 (Ogbene 12). It's not only Chelsea that try to imitate us: now Liverpool are at it too.

It's not completely implausible: this is Chelsea after all. If the Albion told the media that the secret to success is paying somebody £500k per year solely to ensure that the spuds used to make the potato dauphinoise served up for lunch at the training ground are all sliced to an exact...

They were going to be COOKING once they signed him (and Fernandez. And Nkunku. And Caicedo. And Lavia. And Jackson. And Pochettino) as I believe the online CFC community like to call it. Sadly for the plastics, nobody appears to have remembered to turn the oven on yet.

A former member of my team at work was as big a fan of The Office as I am, so every time I did his annual appraisal, we'd end up bringing up that scene with Keith and Brent. Mind you, I also used to ring him and say "How is Elaine, she left you yet", and then his actual wife did leave him, so I...

Always the same!

What if "don't know" wasn't an option?

Pretty sure that was a case of people adding 2 + 2 because of De Zebra's Shakhtar connection and coming up with 6. You have to fancy that RdZ would get more out of him than Chelsea's endless string of managers have though.

How sad were you to learn of the death of Big Keith today? (1) Very much so (2) To some extent (3) Not at all (4) Don't know